# Unemployment Insurance History Of The World

**Channel:** cujofriend
**Source:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF2RYhNhBdw
**Transcript page:** https://www.withtranscript.ai/video/IF2RYhNhBdw

## Chapters

- 0:00 — Gladiator Job Interview
- 0:35 — Philosopher Interview and Agent
- 1:11 — A Surprise Gig at Caesar's Palace

## Transcript

**[0:00] Speaker A:** Here.

**[0:11] Speaker B:** Occupation?

**[0:12] Speaker C:** Gladiator.

**[0:14] Speaker B:** Did you kill last week?

**[0:16] Speaker D:** No.

**[0:18] Speaker B:** Did you try to kill last week?

**[0:19] Speaker D:** Yeah.

**[0:21] Speaker B:** Now listen, this is your last week of unemployment insurance. Either you kill somebody next week or we're going to have to change your status. You got it?

**[0:27] Speaker D:** Yeah.

**[0:28] Speaker B:** Signs?

**[0:35] Speaker B:** Next. Occupation? Stand up philosopher. What?

**[0:40] Speaker C:** Stand up philosopher.

**[0:42] Speaker C:** I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical

**[0:47] Speaker B:** comprehension. Oh, a bullshit artist.

**[0:54] Speaker B:** Did you bullshit last week?

**[0:56] Speaker C:** No.

**[0:58] Speaker B:** Did you try to bullshit last week? Yes. Comicus.

**[1:03] Speaker B:** Comicus. Comicus. Back in the line. Back in the line. He's

**[1:08] Speaker C:** not in line. He's not in line. He's my agent. Swiftus.

**[1:11] Speaker B:** Good news. I just got you a job. Now that you're working, you won't be needing this.

**[1:16] Speaker C:** Wait a minute. That money is mine.

**[1:18] Speaker B:** I'm sorry, I'm on my wine break,

**[1:26] Speaker A:** Dopas. I don't have the money in my hand. Oh, I like that. I like that. I go out and bust my anus to get you a job and you're angry with me.

**[1:34] Speaker A:** Boy, you are nuts. Nvts nuts. Okay, okay. What kind of a job is it? Just the best gig in all of Rome. A date that every stand up philosopher, including Socrates, would die for. Believe it or not, you are going to play Caesar's Palace.

**[1:51] Speaker C:** The main room.

**[1:53] Speaker A:** The main room. Groovous.

**[1:56] Speaker A:** Come on, let's not be late. The show starts in an hour.

**[1:58] Speaker C:** The main room.

**[1:59] Speaker A:** The main room. The

**[2:00] Speaker C:** main room.

**[2:01] Speaker A:** 10.