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The hosts open the show with playful banter before introducing the Thursday Night Football matchup between the Panthers and Packers. They set up the main betting angle by discussing the game context, recent results, and early reasons for interest.
Speaker A
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Speaker B
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Speaker A
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Speaker B
other side of this screen.
Speaker C
That was good.
Speaker D
Yeah, it was good.
Speaker C
That was a lot better.
Speaker D
It was good.Before he was kind of doing a Brooklyn accent.
Speaker A
Welcome back to hold the phone YouTube now.
Speaker D
It's.
Speaker C
That's actually really good.
Speaker D
Well, yeah, yeah, it's like peaky blindness.No, no, no, look.
Speaker A
Today we have our best game pick between the Carolina Panthers and the Green Bay Packers.A short week.
Speaker B
Something sleazy, spooky, scary, sketchy, fluke running down by the ceiling.
A four point spread.
Speaker A
We definitely.
Speaker B
We.
Speaker A
We.We are something.There's something.
Speaker B
There's.It's like the great big jacket lantern.
Speaker A
What is that?
Speaker B
Big pump.
Speaker D
Put it down.
Speaker B
Put a hole in the bottom of this.I don't know what.Danny was doing it before the show.
Speaker A
Danny, look, it's always me we.
Speaker D
It always is you.It always is you.
Speaker B
We have a same game parlay for this game.
Speaker C
I gotta get butt naked to take a piss.We have our first always.
Speaker A
Yes.
Speaker C
Look at me.
Speaker D
No, I mean like.
Speaker A
Yeah, we have our first touchdown score.We have three spooky props.
Speaker D
Mmm, that's good, Gabo.You've been thinking about that one all day.
Speaker B
And a primetime matchup.
Speaker D
Can you see, Dan?
Speaker C
No, not very well.Yeah, but I don't need to.
Speaker D
You look amazing.
Speaker C
I know.I almost didn't get here on time.My bitch wife wouldn't give me my suit.
Speaker D
Why do you keep saying that?
Speaker C
Because she's a bitch.
Speaker D
Is that.Is that part of the character?
Speaker C
Does he say that frozone hates his wife?
Speaker D
Does he?Yeah, she's a total easy, Danny.
Speaker C
She wouldn't give me my suit.I'm trying to fight fucking crime.
Speaker D
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Speaker C
And I can't find it because she's always fucking hiding.
Speaker A
We can't go undefeated week number eight
Speaker B
unless we start one.And oh, and I'm telling you right now, what do we know from these two ball clubs?Basically nothing.The Carolina Panthers didn't get off the bus last week.So how are we supposed to judge that game?It was 33 to 2 before you could even turn on the game at halftime.While the Green Bay packers got raped by the refs last.
Speaker D
Yeah, they really did.And I don't want to Be the guy who cries refs.But oh my Lord.
Speaker A
You know when you have ref intentional grounding.
Speaker B
Intentional grounding.
Speaker D
You know when you have people that are unbiased texting you about the refs that something is going on.Like you could have had Johnny and Billy in Idaho watching.This was the big 4:25 prime time game.Tom Brady on the call, number one team on Fox.And the refs shit all over what should have been a great game.
Speaker C
You know, sometimes guys get too ref happy though.Yeah, it's like.Well, I'm just saying the adverse.You know, people like some guys, the only way to talk about football is
Speaker D
all these totally, totally.But when you have like a lot of different people, guys who know ball trickling in, like oh my God, no leg in the game.
And then I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.Like you think if they you enough times then you're due for a makeup but none of them
Speaker B
nice.
Speaker C
That's going to ruin the algo.
Speaker D
Is it?
Speaker C
Yeah, in one minute.We don't care.
Speaker B
We've seen a few prime time games.We've seen a few primetime games from the packers there at Lambeau.One they get run over by the Falcons and then the other one they get revenge against the Cowboys.Now we see a third game.Unfortunately, this is exactly the spot that you want to be in bed with the Carolina Panthers.It's exactly where they want to be coming off of a loss.I don't know if you guys know, but I'm saying it for the back.People in the back drank too much.The people in the front too much.
Speaker C
Don't care about the people in the back.You might as well just get the
Speaker D
out of the pay up.If you want to sit close.
Speaker B
I can't see clearly.
Speaker C
Don't care about your education.
Speaker B
Look, this is why we all gather here.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker B
Because the Carolina Panthers off a loss have the longest covering against the spread streak in all of the National Football League.When the Carolina Panthers have lost a football game the following week there are 13 straight covers for the Panthers.
Speaker C
That's a lot of coverage.
Speaker B
So you can roll your eyes, you can do whatever you want.Take that as you will.When the Carolina Panthers fucking lose the
Speaker A
following week they cover a football game.Thirteen straight games, the Panthers have covered off a loss.
Speaker C
That's how long I've been married to my.
Speaker B
Get that through your fucking thick skull.
Speaker C
My bitch wife, 13 years old.
Speaker B
Danny.Yeah, I mean it's not his fault.Danny's wife is a complete easy.
Speaker A
She's a total bitch dz.
Speaker C
Oh, my gosh.She is.
Speaker D
Talk about the owl.
Speaker B
How do the kids.How do the kids talk in Harry Potter?
Speaker D
Happy Christmas, Ron.
Speaker C
That is actually really accurate.
Speaker B
I've never seen anything.
Speaker D
Happy Christmas, Hermione.
Speaker C
You should have been Snape.Oh, you'd make a great Snape.
Speaker D
I was thinking that this morning.
Speaker C
Like, how great would he look while
Speaker B
oops was in the shower?He was thinking Snape.
Speaker D
Yep.
Speaker B
I'm looking up Snape right now.
Speaker C
You'd make a. Wow, Snape.
Speaker B
I am an unbelievable snake.
Speaker C
Yeah, you are just like.Well, not really.
Speaker D
No.
Speaker B
I still have time to beat him.
Speaker C
Yeah, you need to flip to Snape.That way when.When he stands next to you, it looks perfect.It's like Snape and Harry, because Snape's also a lot bigger than Harry.
Speaker D
This thing is hugging your body.
Speaker C
I know.It's really tight, huh?
Speaker D
Is it comfortable?
Speaker C
Yeah, actually it's really a lot more comfy than it probably looks.
Speaker B
Your breasts, they look great.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker C
Yeah, it looks like asking.
Speaker D
Have you been working out your packs?
Speaker C
Well, they're just kind of naturally large.
Speaker D
Yeah.
I don't know.Put the computer back.
The discussion turns to the betting trends and matchup analysis behind taking Green Bay against the spread. They compare both teams' recent performances, argue over the Panthers' road concerns, and settle on the Packers as the side to back.
Speaker A
Look.
Speaker B
Well, Carolina and Bryce Young.Bryce Young has played three games in his career off short rest.Three and.Oh.Against the spread.
Speaker C
The webbing on these mics, like too much.
Speaker D
Okay.
Speaker C
Yeah.
Speaker B
It looks like someone shot a load on these.
Speaker D
Okay.
Speaker B
While Matt LaFleur coming off a loss with the Green Bay packers since the beginning of last season is 1 and 8 against the spread loops.Every time the packers lose, they don't cover.Every time the Panthers lose, they do.So what are you going to say to me to make me believe in this Green Bay Packer team?
Speaker D
I mean, they're two and all after losses this year.They haven't covered the spread by half a point.
Speaker B
That's all that the people care about.
Speaker C
Don't roll your eyes, Adam.
Speaker B
Yeah, Loops.
Say what you feel.Then.
Speaker D
I think that this is.The packers are kind of a good team hiding in some stuff that has taken place this year, which a lot of it is their fault.They've shot themselves in the foot a lot.You can't miss a 27 yard kick.You can't miss a 35 yard kick.The refs killed them against the Lions.The refs killed them against the Vikings.I know it's just like going to sound like a broken record, but Jordan Love has been unbelievable.
Speaker B
Loop's a bitch.
Speaker D
He has no offensive line.Yep.Watson has been unbelievable.Golden's been unbelievable.And I just feel like this is A good team hosting a bad team.And I think the packers are going to win in cover.
Speaker C
The Panthers are a bad team.
Speaker D
Yeah, I think they're.I. I think they're fine.
Speaker B
We've seen them beat an NFC north team under the lights.Prime time this year.However, that was at home.And that was Jared Goff.
Speaker D
I think Josh Jacobs adds a lot to this team.
Speaker B
Josh Jacobs does a lot.
Speaker D
He looked a million.Not even that he's that great, but a million times better than Marshawn Lloyd.
Speaker C
That fucker should not be playing football, man.
Speaker D
And the defense has been flying around.
Speaker C
Get him off my field.
Speaker B
Yeah, look, the spread's gone from three, three and a half now four.I.We're going to take the Green Bay packers minus four.
Speaker D
We have to.
Speaker B
But we will sacrifice Loops if it doesn't come home.
Speaker C
Yeah.
Speaker D
Live on camera.
Speaker C
Don't say we.
Speaker D
You're going to sacrifice me, right?
Speaker C
Do they want Frozone's opinion?Yeah, because Frozone kind of likes the boys in blue.I'm not doing that to be a dick.
Speaker D
I know.Tell us what you feel.
Speaker B
I also kind of feel a little scared, too.Loops.
Speaker D
Good.
Speaker C
I love the Panthers here.
Speaker D
I love spending time and last time
Speaker B
of Halloween with you.And you get angry at me and it's a lose, lose.
Speaker D
Last time on prime time, you took the Cowboys.And then I got in trouble for not standing up for my team.So now I'm here, Thursday Night Football, standing up for my goddamn team.
Speaker C
Yeah, that's.That is.
Speaker A
That is good.
Speaker C
Loops always wins.Here he goes.
Speaker B
Yep.
Speaker C
Spinning the narrative.
Speaker D
Yep.
Speaker B
Now you're gonna get double penetrated.
Speaker D
Good.
Speaker C
No, I like that he's sticking up
Speaker B
for his team that the Panthers are gonna cover.
Speaker D
Good.I hope they do.
Speaker A
See?
Speaker D
No, I don't.
Speaker C
I.You know what I like?I like the Panthers a lot.I love Bryce Young.
I love Tet McMillan.I love Jalen Kolker.I thought Tutin was on the team.It's Chuba Hubbard.I love this Carolina Panthers team.
And I love their coach.They get the better looking coach.You got to go with the better looking coach on a prime.
Speaker D
Was he like, addicted to porn or something?
Speaker C
Canals.
Speaker B
Yeah, he was, but easy.Really?
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker B
And.And he was.
Speaker D
Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker B
And an alcoholic.
Speaker D
Yeah, apparently.Yeah.
Speaker C
Canalis.
Speaker D
Yes.It's in his.I think he's never meet your heroes.
Speaker C
I'm gonna go home and check off.Sorry.That was probably me.Well, I want to be like, we
Speaker B
are going to get ruined in this algo.
Speaker D
Yeah.He wrote a faith based Book titled this Marriage, the Question that Changed Everything, which he co authored with his wife Lizzie.
Speaker A
Wow.
Speaker D
He opened up about.
Speaker C
Oh, you know what, maybe I have heard about that.
Speaker D
So he's good looking though.
Speaker C
He's an absolute fox on that sideline.
Speaker B
The Panthers, I didn't love what I saw when they go on the road and I know they got the job done against the Eagles, but that game was even close and sketchy and the Eagles now have nothing.
Speaker C
It's not the Eagles anymore.
Speaker B
Them getting blown out last week really worries me.
Like a good football team does not get ruined like that.I know you're going to be worried and say the game doesn't count.And they never got off the bus
Speaker D
because you didn't watch any football.
Speaker C
No, I didn't.I don't think it doesn't count.It is worrisome to get your ass kicked in the NFL.
Speaker B
Doesn't really like 43 to 13 isn't normal for a football team.And a football.
Speaker D
And I will say, like watch and
Speaker B
it was one big catch from Darren Waller or else it's literally 43 to 6.
Speaker C
I don't like the Bucks either.So that's just, you know.
Speaker B
And I know it's hard to judge an in division NFC south game because those are usually riddled with fluke shit.We saw the Panthers do the same thing against the Falcons Falcons and then the Falcons go on a three game win.
Speaker C
But that was Cooper Rush, you know.
Speaker B
And that was Cooper Rush.
Speaker C
This one doesn't make any sense.
Speaker B
This one doesn't make as much sense.Correct.Especially in week seven of the NFL season.Now we're on week eight and I feel like in a short week, yes, the packers just went to war against the Lions.Now get to come home at least where the Carolina Panthers have to go on the road on a short week after literally getting the doors blown off them.They have no more Halloween candy loops.
Speaker D
And I feel like the packers played the Lions and look like the better team.Like they're offensive better.That's on the road.
Speaker A
And that's always how the packers are when they lose.They should have won.
Speaker B
They look like the better team when they win.
Speaker D
All their losses are the same, all their losses are the same.And they all end.
Speaker B
And they've been the same for 10 years.
Speaker D
Be the same Thursday night.
Speaker C
They have been the same for 10
Speaker D
years and nobody ever makes kicks.What's with that?
Speaker C
I don't know.
Speaker B
Why didn't the packers go out and get Justin Tucker?
Speaker D
I said that yesterday on the phone.I Wish they had.And then I woke up.
Speaker C
You can't have Josh Jacobs and Justin
Speaker D
Tucker on your PR world in Green Bay isn't great right now.
Speaker C
Oh, my gosh.Just sell the whole team.Yeah.You can't do that to the good people of Wisconsin.
Speaker D
No.They've been through a lot, but they
Speaker C
got the Milwaukee Brewer.
Speaker A
Let's continue on down the line.
The hosts construct the main same-game parlay, adding Packers moneyline and receiving-yard props for Tucker Kraft, Tetairoa McMillan, and Christian Watson. The segment mixes prop analysis with more off-topic comedy and Halloween chatter.
Speaker D
Good job, Danny.
Speaker B
With our same game parlay tradition like none other.It's the Almost Friday parlay plus 224 legs that is going to come home between the Carolina Panthers and the Green Bay Packers.
Speaker D
Do you know any of the spells from Harry Potter?
Speaker C
All of them.
Speaker B
Do you riddle them off?
Speaker D
Expelliamos.
Speaker C
Stupid, stupid, stupid.Yeah.Expelliarmus is disarming.
Speaker D
Yeah.Stupefied is like stunning.
Speaker C
I think so.Yeah.
Speaker D
Avada cadaver.Is the kill one forbidden?Yeah.
Speaker C
Well, Crucio forbidden too.
Speaker D
I can't believe sometimes I'm watching Potter and I'm like, why didn't he just.Avada cadaver like.Yeah, just forbidden, like stupefies.It's like, just kill him.
Speaker B
I can't believe people are artists watching right now.
Speaker C
There's Crucio.
Speaker B
He looks the way that he does.
Speaker C
Fuck.What's the other one?There's like one that tortures.
Speaker D
Yeah.I think that's Crucio.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker D
What's the other third?Spider?When they're in the class.Yeah.
Speaker C
What's the third one?
Speaker D
Incendio is fire.
Speaker C
Stupid.
Crucio Vaticadavra.And there's a third one.
Speaker B
Attackers have to cover because if we look like this and then we also get the game pick wrong, we are going to look like a couple.
Speaker D
Oh, Oxio.When you're like calling something like Oxyo.
Yeah.Wingardium leviosa.
Speaker C
Well, what's that?
Speaker D
That's making stuff fly.
Speaker C
Oh, yeah.
Controlling somebody's body.
Speaker D
Yeah.Lumos when you need lights.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker C
When you need light.
Speaker D
That would be a sick one to have in real life.
Speaker C
Yeah, I see.I don't do that.
Speaker D
Yep.
Speaker C
I don't do any of the fancy spell stuff.
Speaker D
I just expecto patrol.
Speaker C
I shoot ice.
Speaker B
What's Frozone's go to?
Speaker C
Just shooting ice out of my veins.
Speaker D
And apparently.
Speaker B
Apparently out of your party bone.
Speaker D
Apparently he does not have a great marriage.
Speaker B
That's what got all over my mic.
Speaker C
Yeah.
Speaker A
Let's get the leg number one.
Speaker C
I hate my wife and I ride ice loops.
Speaker D
Perfect.
Speaker B
This is going to be right smack on BetMGM with one click of a button.
Speaker C
Yeah.I have to be hydrated though.
Speaker D
Go to bed.Mgm.You're going to see the almost Friday parlay.
Speaker B
Almost Friday parlay.
Speaker D
Four legs plus 220 leg number one.
It's on me.
Speaker A
$100 brings home 320 leg number one.
Speaker B
The Green Bay packers on the money line.You remember the one episode when it was a Thursday night game when it was the Seahawks and Broncos and we just leaned on Danny?
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker B
Everything's on Danny.Everyone in the comments right now say this one is on loops.This is on loops.Show thank you, loops.So everyone say thank you.
Speaker C
Everybody say thank you, loops.Thank you.
Speaker B
This whole episode is death beam pointing at earth.Give me loops.
Speaker C
No, pointed at loops.
Speaker B
Pointing at earth.Yeah, Death beam pointing at loops.Because we'll sacrifice loops if the packers don't win.And cover.
Speaker C
We'll give you a nice wall, Loops.
Speaker D
Yeah, Cover me.Nice.
Speaker B
And with leg number two, give us Tucker Craft for 25 plus receiving yards.
Speaker C
I like Tucker Craft a lot.
Speaker D
Me too.
Yeah, I feel like Golden.Even if he plays, it's going to be a game time decision I think might not play.
Speaker C
He better play.
Speaker D
And if he doesn't play, Tucker Craft is going to be the guy behind Watson.And 25 yards is going to come easy.
Speaker C
They're going to need Golden.
Speaker B
Yeah, look, Tucker Kraft kind of been more of like a silent killer.And 25 receiving yards should be nothing.
Speaker D
Would be insane if that.
Speaker B
He has hit this in back to back to back games really is filled up.The stat sheet nicely scored last week.You know, on a primetime game where you're looking for your big target, your safety option, want to move the football, ease into the game, lean on the big fella.Give us tucker craft for 25 plus receiving yards.
Speaker A
Next on the board, give us Mr.
Speaker B
Teteroa McMillan for 50 plus receiving yards.
Speaker C
Nice.A lot of people say I look like Tedro McMillan.
Speaker D
Do they?
Speaker C
Yeah, back home.
Speaker D
Really?
Speaker C
Yeah, me and Tet.
Speaker B
Look, Tetarawa.
Speaker C
I love Ted McMill, man.
Speaker B
That guy's the last time under the lights against an NFC north opponent.
Speaker D
I don't see it.
Speaker B
He went for a thousand receiving yards.
Speaker C
Squint a little bit.Yeah.
Speaker D
Against the lines.192 yards.
Speaker C
He is incredible.
Speaker A
When he goes, he goes.
Speaker B
But when he disappears, he's a fucking ghost.
Speaker D
And we just saw against the packers last week, wide receiver one for the Lions, Almond Russ St. Brown had how many yards?
Speaker B
100?
Speaker D
153.
Speaker C
Yeah, it was a lot.
Speaker D
50 should come.No problem.I feel like this is.
Speaker B
This is a stone cold lock.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker B
Unless the packers don't win 220.Which is then Loops's fault.
Speaker C
These are all too easy, man.
Speaker B
Look at.Oh, whose hand is that?
Speaker C
Get it out of my frame.Get it out.
Speaker B
Then for leg number four, the icing on the cake.Loops y the most beautiful number nine.Wearing six foot five.
Speaker C
Wait, what?
Speaker B
Long wingspan.
Speaker C
Oh.
Speaker B
Jumps high.Can catch the ball like nobody else in this National Football league.A deep threat.Give us Mr. Christian Watson for 50 plus receiving yards.
Speaker C
See, when I was like 10, 11 years old playing 2K.Create a player.
Speaker D
Yes.
Speaker C
I was making Christian Watson.
Speaker D
Yep.
Speaker C
Although I know he plays football, but look at that.
Speaker D
I want Loops.
Speaker C
What are you doing playing it circus over there?
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker C
Talking about.
Speaker B
We're talking about your wide receiver.One and you're around with the.The washed up semen.
Speaker D
50, 57 yards against the lines last week and it seemed like he didn't even play.
Speaker B
He didn't.
Speaker D
And that.So if that's going to get us home, that's going to get us.
Speaker B
I honestly feel like you should go.You could go 50 craft 75 watts and 75 McMillan.You could the packers money line and it would still come home.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker B
There's going to be points in this game.There's going to be yards, there's going to be fluke shit.It's Thursday evening.We are a few days out from Mischief Night.A few days out from.From Halloween where Danny is literally going to stay up until the sun rises.We have a four leg parlay between the Green Bay packers and Carolina Panthers Amazon Prime.You got.You got Herb street, you got Michaels.Your Frozone's gonna unfreeze.Or actually maybe you shoot a couple ropes at Al Michaels.
Speaker C
Somebody's gotta keep frozen ropes.Yeah.Somebody's gotta keep the streets safe.
Speaker B
It's time to shoot a couple frozen
Speaker A
ropes towards this game.
Speaker D
Did you guys ever do Mischief Night?
Speaker A
Yes.
Speaker D
Like go vandalize toilet paper.Yeah.
Eggs.TP Ever Eggs.
Speaker B
I lived one time.
Speaker C
Really great neighborhood.That stuff did not happen.
Speaker D
Yeah, I did too.
Speaker B
Oh, yeah, sure.
Speaker D
You ever.You never egged anybody's house.I'm not.
Speaker C
I'm just saying maybe, maybe, maybe.I'm calling myself a. I should get on my case.I didn't do anything.I didn't do any vandalizing.Well, I never egged a house.
Speaker B
I have an unbelievable mischief.
Speaker D
It's really fun, but it's so up.
Speaker B
I have an unbelievable mischief story night.Well, first.
Speaker D
Oh, yeah.Didn't you shave your pants or something?
Speaker B
We have the same game parlay plus 220 packers moneyline Christian Watson, 50 receiving yards.Tetaroa McMillan, 50 receiving yards.And Mr. Tucker craft for 25 receiving yards.
Speaker C
Christian Watson has been unbelievable this year
Speaker B
and so is Tedro McMillan.But it's kind of like a light switch.On, off, on, off, on, off.When it disappears, he's a ghost.When he's there, he's glory.
Speaker C
And I hope he.I hope.I hope Teddy knows it.I think it's kind of on Bracey.
Speaker B
And now.And now it's.And now it's time for my mischief story.Night.Before we get to.
Speaker D
I actually got a good.I got a good tidbit on this too.
A long story about mischief night and vandalism leads into a sponsored Courtyard segment. After that, they return to the betting card with spooky props, including Tucker Kraft, Bryce Young passing touchdowns, and Jalen Coker for the first Panthers touchdown.
Speaker B
One time I was at my neighbor's house across the street.They had a carton of eggs.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker B
We were going to go, you know, down to one of the neighbor's houses.
Speaker C
Yeah.
Speaker B
Which is so fucked up.
Speaker D
So fucked up.Eggs create such a mess.
Speaker B
Mess.
Speaker D
Like they ruined houses.
Speaker B
Sticks on like the pain or.
Speaker D
But man, when that thing is coming out of your hands, it's the perfect weight.So really just don't do it.
Speaker B
And you can.You can huck it like a good 50.
Speaker C
Great sound too, probably, huh?
Speaker B
Oh, yeah.If you hit a window.Holy shit.
Speaker C
You.
Speaker B
We're starting to walk down my neighbor's driveway, right?And he lived directly parallel across from my house.It was a little bit slanted, but directly across from my house.It was me, him and one of our other buddies.
One of his buddies.This was early on of knowing him.
Speaker C
They were high school boys and that's always dangerous.
Speaker B
He starts walking down.It was three of us.
He starts walking down.He goes, I'm just gonna chuck one at that house to get things started.And I was like, no, don't do that.That's my house.Like, don't.
And he's like, you're with me.I'm like, no.Like, I was like, that is actually my house.And my other buddy was like, yeah, that's his house.Don't throw it.
And he's like, dude, you guys are just me.I was like, why would I with you about this?
Speaker C
I don't like this kid already, dude.
Speaker D
It sounds like a moron.
Speaker B
I was like, dude, that is my house.
Like, don't.Don't nail my house.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker C
Why would I be defending a random house?
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker C
That's where I fucking live.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker B
Fucking idiot.I don't.I couldn't believe.
And he just fucking slings it and hits right smack in the center.My.My house.
Speaker D
And then what happened?Were you like.
Speaker B
I was just like, dude, that is actually my house.
Speaker D
Okay.That kid.Are you guys still friends?
Speaker B
I would have fucked him up.
Speaker C
Who is this?
Speaker D
Already broke?
Speaker B
No, it's just a hometown body.
Speaker D
All right, well, this actually I have a story that kind of piggybacks on that story.
Speaker B
It was so unserious though.But we were just like laughing.But I was just like, dude, do not throw it out fucking around.
Speaker C
Like, are you out of your fucking mind, kid?
Speaker B
Yeah, go lick that off.
Speaker C
My fucking.
Speaker B
That story was dog shit.
Speaker D
The story.But I have a little advice.Well, not if you're going to do it, but when I was in college, we used to go out and like,
Speaker C
you know, do some pretty.
Oh, yeah.
Speaker D
Some vandalism.Oh, yeah.And then one night we had really.It was like pretty bad.And like, I think, you know, other college kids started looking for us.So at the end of the night, we vandalized our own house.Nice to get the scent off of us.So we're just throwing eggs at our own house.
Speaker B
Can't be the only blocks on the blood vandalized.
Speaker D
No one suspected us.Then we're like, dude, who the fuck did it then you have to clean it up.So it's kind of a double edged sword.
Speaker B
Must have been the high schoolers, you know, down the street.
Speaker D
So if you're going to do anything crazy, just make sure somebody.
Speaker C
Somebody got blamed that night.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker C
The next day just got fucking.
Speaker B
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Speaker D
pull any card right now, what would it be?
Speaker B
Gaba Patrick Mahomes.Kaboom.
Speaker C
Yeah, you love 50.I love Pat.
Speaker B
Well, it's going to go up in value because they're going to win the fucking Super Bowl.
Speaker D
Uzi, Gavo.Yeah, you can open packs on the Courtyard app or Courtyard IO Gavo.And I've been doing it every day.Every poll is a real authenticated collectible sports card.Sneakers.They got Pokemon for Dano.Whatever you want.
Speaker B
Yep, it's a fantastic, fantastic app.Open packs at Courtyard app or Courtyard IO.
Every pool is real.
Speaker A
Every pool is authenticating collectibles.
Speaker B
And look, we're gonna keep ripping until our eyes bleed.Danny.
Speaker C
Yeah, I don't have eyes.
I love Courtyard IO.I love cards.Yep.
Speaker D
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Yep.Frame someone else.
Speaker A
All right, Loops.
Speaker D
Yep.
Speaker B
With that being said, get to your spooky props.
Speaker D
Tucker Kraft.Touchdown.
Speaker B
Tucker Kraft.Touchdown.
Speaker D
I got high hopes for Tucker Kraft this week.
I think that he's going to be the number two option.He scored last week against the Lions.It feels like he came back from the acl.He's starting to hum a little bit more.Getting a lot of targets and receptions.
Matthew Golden, I think if you see him, is going to be limited.I kind of get the feeling he's not going to play.I think Tucker Kraft's going to be a good spot.
Speaker C
Yeah, I love Tucker Kraft.That's a football player right there, Danny.
Speaker D
Sneaky prop.
Speaker C
My sneaky prop is.Now.I can't remember if I said two or one.
Speaker B
More than the fact that anyone could take over seriously in this looks unbelievable.
Speaker C
Is so it has to be over two.
Speaker D
Two or more.
Speaker C
Two or more.Yeah.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker C
I like Bryce Young to throw two or more passing touchdowns on Thursday night against the Green Bay Packers.Listen, I love Bryce Young, okay?I'd leave this guy alone in a room with my daughter.I'd leave him alone with my current girlfriend.I love Bryce Young.
He's the man.And he's.Honestly, he's been playing great this year.Well, I don't have, like, if I
Speaker B
have an old friend that Danny doesn't have.
Speaker C
No, but I.Serious, I think Bryce Young's been playing.Unbelievable.I love his story.This offense is humming.He's got weapons everywhere.I love this team, man.I honestly feel like a Carolina Panthers fan.That's why I'm wearing blue today.
Speaker B
Yeah, you really love the Panthers.
Speaker D
You're gonna be trying to rain on Loops Halloween parade.
Speaker C
I'm not trying to rain on anything.
Speaker D
Yes, you are.First of all, I always root for the Broncos.
Speaker C
I don't rain.
Speaker D
I hail.
Speaker C
Right, Loops.
Speaker D
Yeah, that's actually good.
Speaker C
There it is.
Speaker D
As long as your wife's not there.My wife is a no.
Speaker C
Come on.
Speaker D
Say that word, Danny.It's not nice.
Speaker B
Time to shoot a couple of those frozen ropes.
Speaker C
My wife reeks.She sucks.
Speaker D
There you go.
Speaker C
My wife is the worst.
Speaker A
That's time for my spooky.
Speaker C
I hate that.
Speaker B
And ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna bring it back, because the first touchdown in the game.
Speaker C
I'm done with the webbing.
Speaker B
It's gonna come home.But I'm going to tell you right
Speaker D
now,
Speaker B
it's time for the Carolina Panthers first touchdown.
Speaker C
OOH Wait, just on the Panthers side.
Speaker D
No, packers.Just Panthers.
Speaker B
When the Panthers score the first touchdown, whoever that gentleman is, whether if it's.
Speaker C
That was confusing, they can't play for Green Bay.
Speaker A
No.If the packers score the first touchdown of the game.Yes, it's still alive because we are just taking the gentleman to score the first Panther touchdown.
Speaker D
First Carolina td.
Speaker C
Can they be from Wisconsin?
Speaker A
The first Panther touchdown.
Speaker D
As long as they're wearing the black and blue or white and blue.
Speaker C
Can't be from the Packers.
Speaker B
The first Panther touchdown.
Speaker D
Wait, who's it gonna be?
Speaker C
I sure know.
Speaker D
Do you?Yes.
Speaker C
Come on.
Speaker D
It's not going to be Moon Camilla.
Speaker C
It's going to be Chuba Hubbard.
Speaker D
Chuba Hubbard.Well, it's going to be Coker.Did you do Coker?
Speaker A
Jalen Coker.
Speaker C
Oh my God, I love Jalen Coker.
Speaker A
Speaking of Jalen Coker for the first Carolina Panther touchdown.So if the Green Bay packers score first, it does not matter.
Speaker C
We're fine.
Speaker A
Jalen Coker plus 800 for the first
Speaker B
touchdown for the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker D
Nice spooky prop.
Speaker B
Look, you want to talk about another gentleman who's like a light switch and I'm telling you right now, this man goes on off, on off, on off.He scored two touchdowns in the opener against the Chicago Bears.He has not scored since then.But let me tell you, he's had one hell of a season.Last week, down week, week before great
Speaker A
week, week before down week, week before up week.And I'm telling you right now, we're due for not only an up week, but we're due for a to nice.Give us Jalen Kolker for the first touchdown for the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker C
Jalen Kolker.
Speaker A
Yes.
The hosts wrap up with BetMGM promotion, reveal their final first-touchdown pick, and restate the full parlay and prop card. They close by reminding viewers to subscribe and teasing the next episode's costumes.
Speaker D
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Speaker C
Yeah, ride us.
See, now you're giving more of a snape look.That's good right there.
Speaker B
And now it's time.
Speaker C
Most important part of the show for the moment.
Speaker B
We have all been waiting for Thursday Night Football first touchdown between the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker C
Kind of look like Yoda Packers.Darth Gavel loops.
Speaker B
We've hit it before, and we're gonna hit it again.Halloween's in a few days, and let me tell you, we're gonna be.We're gonna need this money.
Speaker C
Yeah, I'm gonna need it.I'm spending.Oh, my gosh.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker C
Oh, my gosh.You wouldn't believe what I'm buying on, what I'm gonna be buying a lot
Speaker B
of on Saturday for the first touchdown.It's Halloween for Thursday Night Football.
Speaker D
Black Friday.
Speaker C
Some guys treat every day like Black Friday.This I can't with this webbing, man.
Speaker A
First touchdown.
Speaker C
Who put it up?
Speaker A
Are you ready?
Speaker C
Take my hand gavel.
Speaker B
Okay.
We will bask in glory and we, we will remember this Thursday Night Football game forever.
Speaker C
Yep.
Speaker B
Carolina Panthers, Green Bay Packers.The first touchdown is Mr. Christian Watson.
Speaker C
This guy's a fucking horse, man.He's a horse of a human being.He's gonna get in that end zone.
Speaker B
Watching Danny talk is unbelievable.
Speaker C
He's gonna get in the end zone.I love Christian Watson this year.
Speaker D
He did it once, he'll do it again.He's a little quiet against the Lions.He dropped the touchdown the week before he.
Speaker C
Yeah, he's due.
Speaker D
Christian Watson comes down seven, nothing.Jalen Coker comes down seven.
Speaker C
Seven bad Jalen Coker.
Speaker B
And then all of a sudden, both plus 800.We're going to win $1600.
Speaker A
And that.
Speaker B
You know what?And that's why you come to the best sports betting show here on YouTube.You know why?Because this Thursday night.
Hold the phone.
Speaker A
First touchdown of the game, Christian Watson.First Carolina Panther to score.
Speaker C
Second touchdown is Mr. Jalen Coker.
Speaker D
Could even be the third, maybe 14 nothing.
Speaker B
What else do we need?Well, we'll give you a same game parlay.Packers on the money line.
Speaker A
Christian Watson, 50 plus receiving yards.
Speaker B
Tela McMillan, 50 plus receiving y.
Speaker A
And Tucker Kraft, 25 plus receiving yards.Yeah, we know.Coming off the loss, Carolina Panthers have covered 13 straight games.Yeah, we know.Fucking Bryce Young in his career has played three games on short rest, and he's three.And, oh, against the spread.Yeah, we know.Matt Lafleur is 1 and 9 against the spread since the start of last season, coming off a loss versus the fucking Packers.You know what?
Speaker D
Don't stop, Gavo.
Speaker A
We're still going to take the Green Bay packers minus four.So when everything comes down the chimney.Danny, who are you going to?Where are they going to go?Where was this filmed?
Speaker C
Call Frozone.
Speaker D
Hold the phone, YouTube and subscribe to the page.We just hit 80,000 subscribers.Very exciting.
Speaker C
It's a lot of subs, but they're
Speaker D
up our ass about getting to 100.That'd be great.
Speaker C
Tell them about the sneaky props.
Speaker D
No.Gab.
No, no.
Speaker C
I'm getting up if you do that.Wow.I look great in this.
Speaker D
Hey, you do.
Speaker C
Should I show
Speaker B
you so you can give us the packers the props?The sneaky props.
Speaker C
Sneaky props.
Speaker D
Craft.Touchdown.Bryce Young.
Speaker B
Two plus touchdowns and Jalen Coker for the first touchdown for the Carolina Panthers.Loops.
Speaker D
Yeah.Let us know what you want to dress up as.The next episode.
Speaker B
This whole episode is on you.
Speaker D
Okay.
Speaker C
So we're dressing up.Yeah.
Speaker D
No.Yes.
Speaker B
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