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The video opens with a string of bad Siege clips, with the commentator roasting poor aim, bad drone usage, and copper-level mistakes. It establishes the running joke of terrible gameplay and repeated disbelief at what the players are doing.
First of uh are you planning an Amaroo rush?
Proceed to bomb's location and diffuse it.
FIRST CLIP OF THE DAY, GUYS.LOCK IN TODAY.NO BAD CLIPS, BRO.PLEASE.Sledge has a shotgun.We're in the depths of copper.SLEDGE HAS A SHOTGUN.You're on Amaroo.
drone.Drone drone.Use your drone.
Okay, we're aiming at ankle level.Why are we aiming at tip level, bro?
STOP AIMING AT BALLS LEVEL.GG.Beeper went off.We're cooked.Who's Cap Can?Fire him immediately.YO, CAPCAN, IF THESE TRAPS WORK, YOU ALREADY LOST the round, my guy.IF IF THEY'RE IN SIGHT, YOU ALREADY LOST.
CAN YOU FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AIM UP?Aim up.
Ro on your right.On your right.ON YOUR RIGHT.ON YOUR RIGHT.ON YOUR RIGHT.HOW?HOW?HOW'S THIS WORKING?You hear him?You hear him ON THE BLUE TARP.WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
RELOAD.
How many bullets did you just reload with?HOW MANY BULLETS DID YOU JUST RELOAD WITH?WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT RELOADING WITH 26 BULLETS?Oh my god, this is horrible.This is absolutely terrible.This is the worst clip ever.YOU REINFORCE WITH 26 BULLETS.BALLS.Are you drunk?
He can hear you proning.
Oh, never mind.What?
Left.Yep.Right there.Right there.
Last operator standing.
I DON'T WANT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY WHEN I SAY THIS.That was the worst four kills I've ever seen in my entire life.That was putrid.
Don't die of barb wire.Don't die of barb wire, please.
Yo, Balls, gaming might not be your thing.Balls, I'm going to be honest.Let's keep gaming as a hobby for now.Balls, let's keep gaming as a hobby.What in the world was that, bro?Next coming in from Evan.Evan Ber 67.
Okay, so you're already dead and you're spectating your copper teammate.Yo, Chloe, guys, IF YOU HAVE A COPPER BADGE LIKE THIS, let's keep that in our locker.All right, we don't want to apply this.This is like basically stamping on your forehead, I'm an idiot.Okay, if you have a copper badge on your banner, don't put it on.Don't put it on.
Okay, so he hears an enemy close right of the doorway, so we should get a free kill here.Should get a free kill.
There's a truck.You just got drone, bro.
THE WHAT?
You have been spotted.
Mission failed.All friendlies were eliminated.Moms, report that guy to the FBI.
Why was my nipple poking through the shirt?Yo, Ma, support that guy to the FBI, please.Please and thank you.That was the worst clip I've ever seen in my life.So, chat, we're off to a roaring start today.Two clips, two coppers.
We're off to a roaring start.Here we go.Overtime match point 2v3.This is where legends are made.
One friendly operator remaining.
1 v3.Wait for the plant then execute.
Execute.Execute.
Mission critical.Bomb diffuser activated.
All right.
What is Striker doing?
Deep inside.He's deep inside.
He's deep in your busy.
One remaining.
How many bullets did you reload with?
You reloaded with 20 bullets.
I don't ever want TO SEE SOME LIKE THAT AGAIN.WHY ARE WE RELOADING WITH 20 BULLETS, BRO?STOP.STOP.STOP.I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR 11 YEARS.IT'S A ONE-SHOT HEADSHOT GAME.YOU DON'T HAVE TO RELOAD WITH 20 BULLETS.OH MY GOD.DO YOU WANT TO BE IN SILVER FOREVER?
WHOA.
Diffuser located.
You got no time.You got to go.
What is Sphina doing?
Did he get it?
Wow.
I mean, I don't know what Striker was doing.Yo, I'm sorry, champ.Keep grinding.I'm sorry, champ.
mocked.
All right, chat.Three clips down.All three have been copper players.All three have been copper players.Clip number four.
The commentary continues through more clips full of bad positioning, bad reloads, and missed opportunities, with occasional praise when someone does something decent. The speaker keeps grading the clips while mocking the same recurring low-ELO errors.
You're using your utility.A minute 15 into the action phase.
Why is that wall not reinforced?
You're aiming at pelvis level and there's a window to the left of that so he can't come that way.I think this is four coppers in a row.There's a window there.
Why is that door barricaded?Why is that door barricaded on your right
2v4 scenario?
One friendly remaining.
One.Okay.Okay.Boom.Right here, right now.Show me you're a great player.This is your chance to prove greatness.
Be advised, OP 4 has located.
Op four.Last op standing.
Friendly is victorious.Eliminated.
Dude, I'm going to be honest with you, bro.I'm going to be honest with you.
Oh my god.What was that?What was that?
Best power holder.NA
power position king.
Okay, he is holding a power position.Thing about this position though is it's very easy to get cleared.You have to be very careful.All right.I wouldn't go around peeking.Sorry, daddy.
Daddy, chillon your window.
He's in already.He's in.He's in.He's in.He's in.He hopped in.He's in.He's in.He's already in.He's already in.He's already in.He's already in.He's in.He's in.Thank God.He's in.
Zy, I'm going to be honest.You lost a lot of aura there.You lost a lot of aura there, bro.
Your teammate just dolphin dived into a claymore.
2 v one2v one scenario.I I believe he hears lion top blue.So he's holding this angle.Yep, he hears him.I don't know what lion's looking at.You just murdered his whole teammate for me.But good job.I'll give that a seven out of 10.That is the best clip of the day.But the fact that you didn't hear lion hop in for a minute just really makes me want to vomit.It makes me want to vomit, bro.
You're so hypnotizing, chat.So, WAIT.WE'VE HAD FIVE CLIPS.One was good.The rest of it, chat, I'm gonna be honest.Y'all need to lock in.Some of these clips are rough, bro.I'm just going to keep it a buck with you, man.Close your eyes when he says that.Eternal sadness burger.Why are you speaking when I'm here?Yo, when does typical gamer GO LIVE, BRO?HOW WOULD I KNOW?HOW WOULD I KNOW, BRO?
2v2 scenario.You're on the Jinxy shot.Okay, you were on the Jinxy shotgun.
Wait, did your TEAMMATE JUST REVIVE THE OTHER PLAYER?
WHAT TYPE OF ELO?WHAT?
Op four, last operator standing.
Yo.Oh my god.
It's just so AI, bro.What type of person would do that, bro?What type of person would do that?Bro, he revived the other team.Oh my god, that was loud.Sorry.What type of sick sociopath would ever do that?
Hey Jinx, pause the stream.I have a threeminute ad.Guys, YouTube doesn't have any ads.YouTube stream.100% real.I took that picture.I'm sure you did, Ricky.I'm sure you did, bro.Lrinker, I'm drinking water, bro.Can this clip load?Oh my god, bro.Ch loading.Load up, bro.Yes.Bro, I got edged.There we go.Next.Next.
It's a one v one.
Drone.Drone.Can you drone?
Good ability usage.Good ability usage.
So, you threw your smoke grenade to use Glass's ability, but then you didn't use his ability because you kept moving side to side.So then you didn't get the thermal vision for that ability to work.You have to be standing still, bro.Bro, you have to be standing still for for that to work, bro.
Kirk cousins to the Viking.I saw I saw
you know what to do.
Jinxy, stop hating.You play exactly the same.I don't play at the same level of a bronze.
4v4 scenario.He's on Ellis Scorpion.
Okay, this gun's very good, but you got to have good recoil control.
Shot.This kid looks decent.Okay, I can say already off the rib, this kid's got potential.I could just tell.
shot.Oh,
shot.Shot.
Here we go.
OH MY GOD.OKAY, BEST SKIP OF THE DAY, MAN.I'm going to give that clip a 7.7 out of 10.Maybe.Okay, low key, maybe an 8.2 out of 10.Not bad, kid.Not bad.Zim.No, he wasn't Zim.He wasn't Zim.Next of the day coming in.
This section moves through a wider variety of clips, including some stronger plays, weird AI-like moments, and several examples of questionable decisions. The commentator alternates between genuine praise and harsh criticism as the clip quality fluctuates.
Yo, I You're at a Roblox Ken Carson concert, bro.What are you doing?
KEN CARSON ROBLOX EVENT.WAIT, THAT WAS ACTUALLY A THING?Who did this?Who did this?This is one of the worst things I've ever seen.
All right, buy a lottery ticket.That first one being a one pump is insane.
He already ran to the right.
OP FOUR, LAST OPERATOR STANDING.One friendly remaining.
Left, RIGHT?
Bronze two.Elo, look, bro.You know what, man?Keep grinding, kid.Keep grinding.It's not that bad.Keep freaking grinding, kid.
Next coming from Albert.
He plays like you.Yeah, because he uses a a shotgun.
3v3 scenario.
Okay, you're in an important position.You're back archives.You could deny the plant technically.
Yo, DID YOU SEND ME A MOVIE OR A CLIP?
OPERATOR STANDING.
NOTHING'S HAPPENING.
You reload shot.
Shot four.Last op standing.
Rich, reload again.Wow, this kid knows tech.
Op four eliminated.
three out of 10.When this clip's happening, I'm waiting.OPEN YOUR EYES, BRO.
WHOA.
You must recover the diffuser.Down to one friend.
One v3 scenario.35 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.I WOULD USE ANOTHER FLASH before swinging.
YOU DON'T GOT TIME FOR THIS, BRO.
LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT.SHOT.
FOUR.Last operator stand.
15 seconds remain.
YOU GOT TO GO.GO.YOU GOT TO GO.WHAT ARE YOU DOING?GO.
10 SECONDS LEFT.
5 seconds.
WHY WOULD YOU CLIP THAT?YOU HAVE NO TIME MANAGEMENT WHATSOEVER.SHOUT OUT TO YE.But bro, come on.Why would you clip that?MODS, TIME OUT.THE GUY SPAMMING eternal sadness burger over and over again.Somebody time this guy.
Next clip coming in from Lackan.Roaming with a zombie.You have four zombies in your pocket.Okay, so you're just a elo troll.Why roam with a zombie if you're not going to use her ability?It doesn't make any sense.
Shot.Shot.
Never mind, daddy.Oh my god.
One op four remaining.
Run with whoever you want.
All right.Going for a one tap is a little over the top.
Yeah, you probably should have ended that clip earlier.You probably should have ended that clip earlier, bro.I'm going to be honest with you, man.You You had a good moment there.Like a brief moment of like something good, but no.Why is your drink invisible, dummy?Uh, Bugs Bunny, because I have a green screen and it's a green drink.Are you dumb or stupid?Pick one because it can't be both.Brother, what do you mean?How is my drink invisible?It's a green screen, you idiot.
That might be the single most dumb thing I've ever been asked in my entire life, bro.I'm gonna be honest with you.That is dumb.That's the dumbest question I've ever been asked, bro.Ever.
How is that a headsh shot?In what planet is that a headsh shot?
Bottom left.Are you aiming with your penis?
What?WHO DID HE WHY HE KNOCKED SOMEBODY?
Since when?
Wait for the plant then push.Wait for the plant then push.
What?Okay.Or he doesn't plan and jumps out of the objective.
I mean, just like what are we even devolving to, chat?Literally, like it's it's just a culmination of everything, guys.What are we even devolving into at this point?What are we like, what's next, bro?Is that real?Hi Vice, why don't you scratch HI GUYS, WHAT?HI VICE, YOU THINK THAT'S REAL?WHY DON'T YOU SCRATCH TOGETHER ALL four of your brain cells and then come back to me?
shot.Wait, this kid's either really good or Zim.
Mr of the day.BASKETBALL OF THE DAY.UNLESS HE'S CHEATING.Unless he's cheating.He might be cheating.He's probably cheating.I've never in my life seen an SMG12 with that little recoil.Skate three.
Go for some style points.OH MY GOD.
NEVER MIND.DO NOT go for style points, bro.
Yo,I'm going be honest.This one's real.This one's real, bro.I'm going be honest, bro.That That one I can't even say is AI.That was a real image like captured in real times, bro.That was a real image, bro.
The later clips feature more chaotic Siege moments, including a standout Clash play and more commentary on aim, utility usage, and game sense. The speaker also reacts to chat, jokes about passion versus skill, and briefly shifts into football manager talk.
Next day coming in from Zakra.
Bro, Zachro, what are you pl what,
bro?What game is this?
It's just the same CUSTOMER KEEPS COMING BACK.IT'S JUST RNG.THAT GUY JUST GOT ICE CREAM A SECOND AGO.
BRO, your food is burning.
Chad, is that Polish?
I Bro, what type of slop games are you playing?Bro, play Fortnite or like Siege, bro?What are you playing?What type of slop even is that, bro?
I can't believe one of y'all actually got the pirate token.That's insane.
Okay, you have 20 seconds left, but it's a 3v3.Let's see it.
Best of the day.
5 seconds.
NOT BAD, KID.
YOU'RE EMERALD, BRO.Why are you using suppressor and angled grip?Like, what?Why are you using suppressor and angled grip on that gun?This makes sense, bro.
I don't even get it.Oh, he's Cronis.I mean, maybe maybe he's Cronis.Yo, editor, uh, editor, make sure you guys blur out that one, uh, Pitbull's red rocket.I don't know how that profile picture got allowed.Editor, please blur out the pitbull's uh, red rocket, please.I don't know how that got in there.
Oh, it's a finger.
2v3 scenario.
Okay.If you did that in my lobby, I'm c4ing.You don't stand that close to a barricade when you shoot it out.Use your AR and shoot it out from range, please.
Drone.Drone, don't you dare.DON'T YOU DARE DROP THIS DRONE.
UH, YING, you lost your Yang privileges.
Prepare.SHOT.
SHOOT THE FROST FOR YOUR TEAMMATE.THE FROST MAP FOR YOUR TEAMMATE.
Four last operators.
Reloading.
How did he survive that?
What?
YO, AGAIN, ANOTHER JUST LIKE, GUYS, I'M GOING TO BE HONEST.THE PEOPLE YOU'RE KILLING LOOK LIKE IT'S THEIR FIRST DAY ON EARTH.LIKE HOW IS THAT WORKING IN ANY RANK ABOVE FRANCE?Oh my god.
Like bro, what ironic?High vice.High vice buddy.Watch your freaking tone, pal.Watch your freaking tone.
Watch your freaking tone, pal.Next clip coming in from Draper.Drape.I want to see something like I WANT TO SEE A BANGER CLIP, BRO.BANGER CLIP.Oh my god, this guy's a void champion charm.Lock in.That charm is from 2019.This kid's got potential.He's been champion for seven plus years.
THAT'S A
SHOT.Way to jump out on him when you knew he mag dunked.Very smart.Jumped out because he knew he mag dunked.
Making ver on the objective.This is what champions do.
Controller dives.Enemy combatant entering bottom garage.
His controller died, but it got back in.5v3.He hears an enemy outside the window.He heard the enemy break in above, so he's going to run upstairs.Yo, this Okay, this is why this guy's champion.He heard the enemy break in the top aqua.So now what he's going to do is he's going to run to the bottom of the aqua staircase with his shotgun and force a close-range encounter.
Yep.That's exactly what I would have did.That's right out of my playbook, bro.He's going to wait.The player's going to shoot it down any second now.Player's going to shoot this down any sec.Or maybe they're going to come garage.
This is awkward.This is the longest clip I've ever been sent.Ah, I wouldn't take this gunfight, bro.That's an SMG12.Lot of recoil, very fast fire rate, and it's long range.I would not take this gunfight.
Daddy, chill.5v2 now.5v1.Here's the last guy up top.Garage.
Okay.Planted in my busy.If you're aiming LIKE THAT, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH ME.Oh my gosh.Use me as A BOY TOY.WOW.REALLY GOOD AIM.REALLY GOOD.Here we go, Jedla.Next clip coming in from Rat.Yo, Sky, thank you for the prime.Lux, thank you for the prime.Nico, thank you for the tier one.Ty, two tier one.
Okay, so it's a five.Okay, it's a 4v5 scenario.You're on clash.They have Ying Osa.They're doing a full server take and there's a friend rear above Ying.Got it.
Taking my coverage.
Really good clash.
Use the ability.No, no.Use the Oh my god, this is free double kill.Use the ability shock them and then swing.
That works, too.
Okay, that was not intentional.You just lit that guy on fire.
Good impact usage though, sister.That's what I'm talking about.
Shields with me.
Okay, 3v2 scenario.
YO, THIS GUY'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD WITH CLASH.THIS IS JUST proves why Clash is broken.Op four, last operator standing.
Bro, but you have to your aim is good.You have to use the ability though, bro.Use the shocks.Use the shocks.
BUT WE LOST THE PESO.WE LOST IT.MY MY WIFE, I LOVE HER.SHE LOVED ME.BUT WE LOST THE PASS.I DON'T WANT GOOD PLAYERS.I WANT PLAYERS WITH PASSION.
The video closes with a short discussion about famous football managers before returning to the final Siege clip reactions. It ends on a positive note as the commentator praises the last plays and calls them good clips.
Greatest manager of all time.Ice cave to him.Greatest manager of all time.Greatest manager of all times, bro.Death Cat 67.You know what?Dude, I actually remember this guy.This guy was like, "Oh my god."OG's will remember this guy.This guy's a psychopath.
What game even is this?Al Ba with the 20 gifted subs.
Chad, who's the greatest football manager of all time?If it's not uh Pep Guardiola, who's the greatest football manager of all time?I mean, bro, Pat won Champions League with multiple clubs.
Oh, Sir Alex Ferguson.I forgot about him.Yeah, probably Sir Alex Ferguson.Josie Mourinho overrated.Josie Mourinho.Josie Mourinho overrated, bro.He just managed like he just managed a club that was stacked, bro.I could have managed that club, bro.Josie Mourinho managed like Real Madrid in the prime, bro.BRO, PEP ONE UCL with two clubs.
Bro, what are you doing, bro?He won UCL with Porto.Wait, what?
OH MY GOD.OKAY, BUT THAT'S JUST LUCK, BRO.That's lucky.That's lucky, bro.
Yo, Chad, do you guys drink coffee?Yes or no?Do you guys drink coffee in the mornings?
Sean,
like dude, okay, pocketing your fan rear for the end of the round, that's not that bad.Um, but just try to get out of that habit, bro.You should already have all your utility down.
I don't
Okay.You hear an enemy combatant?Good, Kane.Not bad, kid.
OH, SHOT.SHOT.OKAY.W CLIPS, MAN.