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A frightened Roman army mistakes a loose horse for a German attack and nearly breaks apart in the night. The opening sets up Caecina's desperate situation after two days of fighting in the marshes.
Speaker A
Germany, in the year 15 AD.Inside a Roman army camp, in the middle of the night, a horse breaks loose from its rope.It bolts through the camp and the soldiers who hear it decide.The Germans have broken in.They run for the gates.
Most of them choose the rear gate, the one facing away from the enemy.Their general is a veteran named kykina, in his 40th year as a soldier.He gives orders and nobody listens.He pleads, he tries force.Then he goes to the gateway and lies down across it.
Anyone who wants to leave will have to step on him.Nobody does.
Speaker B
It's a horse.
Speaker A
These men have reasons to be afraid.For two days, a German army has been killing them in a marsh.They have no tents, no bandages, and most of their tools are gone.Tonight's wall is a heap of earth they scraped together that evening.At first light, the Germans come for that wall, expecting an easy kill.
By dusk, the broken army is the German one.So how does an army this frightened become deadly the moment it's attacked where it sleeps?One German could have answered that.He had already wiped out three Roman legions, and he argued against going anywhere near this camp.His own side overruled him.
Two days earlier, those frightened men were an army of four legions, roughly 20,000 soldiers marching.For years, Rome has been trying to conquer Germany, the land beyond the river Rhine.This summer's campaign is over and Caecina has one job get his men back to the Rhine, where Roman territory begins.His way home is the long bridges, a single narrow road raised above a marsh built years before and now falling apart.But a German army knows a faster way and gets there first.
It fills the woods on both sides of that road, and its leader is the last man a Roman wants to meet in a forest.
The story shifts to Arminius, the German leader who knows Roman tactics from experience and attacks the army on the march. The Romans struggle through mud and rain, while Arminius waits for the right moment to exploit their weakness.
Speaker A
He is Arminius, a German chief.Six years earlier, in a place called the Teutzeburg Forest, he caught a Roman general named Varus with three legions strung out on the march and destroyed all three.Earlier, in this very campaign, a Roman army found the place.Whitening bones broken weapons, skulls fixed to the trees.
This channel has told that story in full.What matters here is what Arminius took from it.A Roman army can be killed if you catch it moving.And here is another Roman army moving before Caecina's army and its wagons can cross.The road has to be repaired with deep mud and streams on every side.
The Germans attack while the Romans are working.It's a bad place to wear armor.The Romans flounder and slime under the weight of it, while Arminius men who are used to fighting in marshes reach them with long lances.Only nightfall ends it.Then the Germans divert the streams in the hills and the water runs down over everything the Romans repaired that day.
That night, the Germans feast and the valleys fill with their singing.On the Roman side, the fires burn low.Men lie awake beside the wall or wander between the tents.Caecina does sleep, and Tacitus, the Roman historian who tells this story, gives us his dream.Varus, the dead general whose army Arminius destroyed, rises out of the marsh covered in blood.
He calls to Caecina and holds out a hand as if to pull him down too.Qykina pushes the hand away.In the morning, his army nearly ends up the way Varis did.At dawn, the men guarding the sides of the column leave their posts and hurry for dry ground.And the column comes apart.
Arminius waits until the baggage wagons are stuck fast in the mud.Then he attacks, shouting to his men that this is Varus and his legions all over again.The Germans go for the horses, which slip in the blood and the mud and throw their riders.Caecina's own horse is stabbed under him.He goes down and he is almost surrounded before one of his legions gets between him and the Germans.
What saves the army is its luggage.The Germans stop killing to grab the loot.
Speaker B
Ooh, free stuff.
Speaker A
By evening, the legions have dragged themselves onto open, firm ground.It's the most useful thing the baggage has done all day.Speaking of free stuff, a like and a subscribe cost you nothing.And they keep this channel going on that firm ground.Caecina's men, hungry and with most of their tools lost, do what a Roman army did at the end of every day's march.
They dig.On a normal evening, that meant a ditch, a wall of piled up earth and a fence of stakes on top.Tonight it means whatever they can manage.One Roman general put it this way.A camp is a shelter for the winner and a refuge for the loser.
Tonight, nobody needs telling which they are, and that is the moment Arminius stops attacking.He has been winning for two days now.His enemy is behind a wall of fresh earth and he wants to wait.He has a reason.Arminius knows exactly what is behind that wall because he used to sleep behind one before he turned on Rome.He fought in its army, and everything he learned there tells him the same.Don't attack it.
Arminius explains why a Roman camp is dangerous to assault, describing its defenses, routines, and the way it disappears at dawn. He argues for waiting, but his uncle pushes for an immediate attack on the camp instead.
Speaker A
He knows a Roman army builds one of these every single evening.Wherever it stops, every foot soldier carries the tools for it.A saw, a basket A pickaxe.Modern estimates put the building at around 3 hours.3?
3 hours of digging after a full day's march.
Speaker B
You're joking.
Speaker A
A Roman general named Corbulo used to say that the pick was the weapon that beat the enemy.Corbulo was not the one holding it.He knows about the empty strip just inside the wall.The Romans leave a wide belt of bare ground all the way around.Spears and arrows thrown over the wall in the dark.Mostly land there, short of the tents, and it gives the army room to line up behind its own wa.
And he knows what the night is like in there.Guards on the wall and men walking from post to post through the dark, checking that every one of them is awake.And a guard caught asleep.An officer touches him once with a wooden club.Then the rest of the camp beats or stones him, usually to death.
So a Roman army never fully sleeps.Part of it is always awake, with excellent reasons to stay that way.But Arminius also knows the one weakness of a Roman camp.In the morning, it goes away.It takes three trumpet calls.
the first, the tent comes down.At the second, the baggage is loaded and the third hurries the stragglers.Then, according to one man who watched them do it, the Romans set fire to the camp so that no enemy could use it.They could always build another.And an army on the road has no wall.
That is how he destroyed Varus.It is what he is counting on now.Tomorrow, Caecina's army has to march out back into wet, broken ground where he has mauled it twice.All he has to do is wait for the trumpets outside the Roman camp.Arminius argues for waiting, and his uncle argues back.
The uncle's name is Inguiomurus, and he wants to surround the camp and storm it.He has his reasons.It will be easier, it will be more prisoners and the plunder won't be damaged.
Speaker B
Free stuff.
Speaker A
The warriors like the uncle's plan better.The man who destroyed three legions on the march is overruled.They will attack the camp at first light.
Caecina turns the night of panic into a plan, luring the Germans into attacking the camp wall before counterattacking from behind. The Romans survive the assault, reach the Rhine, and the story ends by showing how the camp became the place where they finally won.
Speaker A
Inside the Roman camp, this is the Night of the Horse.The panic at the gate ends when the officers explain that it was a false alarm.
Then Caecina gathers his men and gives them a plan.Nobody runs, nobody attacks.Everyone waits behind the wall while the Germans climb it.Then, on one signal, the whole army charges out of the gates at once.It asks the men who ran from a horse to stand still while an army climbs their wall.Then Kykina takes the officer's horses, starting with his own and gives them to his bravest soldiers.They will ride out first.And the foot soldiers.
At first light, the Germans come.They fill in the ditch.They throw wicker panels across it and they reach for the top of the wall.Up there they can see only a few Roman soldiers.And those few look frozen with fear.
After the night those men have had, it can't have been hard to look that way.This is what the uncle promised.More and more Germans climb into the ditch and onto the wall.Behind that wall, Caecina's whole army is standing still.They're doing the hardest thing their general has asked of them, which is nothing.
When the Germans are thick on the defenses, the signal is given.
Horns and trumpets sound.The Romans pour out of the gates.
Speaker B
Oh,
Speaker A
they hit the Germans from behind.The attackers are packed against a wall of earth, facing the wrong way.The ditch and the wall haven't stopped the Germans.They've held them in one place while the open ground behind gave a whole army room to line up and choose its moment.It is everything Arminius knew about a Roman camp happening to his uncle.
That was the trap.A Roman army in its camp only looked asleep.For two days these men have been dying in mud.Now they have something to to shout at the Germans.Here there are no woods and no swamps, only level ground.
The Germans came for a few half armed men.What they get is the noise of the horns and the flash of weapons on every side and it breaks them.Arminius gets out of the fight unhurt.His uncle gets out of it badly wounded.For the rest, the killing goes on as long as the daylight and the Romans anger last.
The legions come back to their camp at dusk.They have more wounds than before and no more food.That night the victory was enough and Caecina did his one job.His army reached the Rhine on the march.Arminius had destroyed one Roman army and nearly a second.
Then his own side attacked a Roman army in its camp, the place where it slept.It was the one thing he had argued against.
I said wait.
The night before, a Roman general lay down in a gateway to keep frightened men inside a wall of earth.Outside that wall they had been losing for two days.Behind it, they won.