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The host introduces the 20 versus 1 format and Kai begins meeting the first women. This section is mostly rapid-fire introductions, playful banter, and a string of quick yeses and noes.
all right it's that time baby welcome to 20 versus 1 Kai Edition kaai at a master streamer that is very single is going to have the option to say yes or no to 20 beautiful women to which hewould like to date but before we see who he chooses please subscribe to the side man we're trying to reach 20 million subscribers by the end of the year and we need your help luy get nervous you cantell you can tell this looks like a fortnite Lobby you get say me please don't sabotage me JJ if somebody who comes in front of me looks good do not sabotage me bro his y to 20 I'm pumpedI hope they excited to see me they damn tell them come through right now hey how you doing I'm good my name is Ruby oh my name is k nice to meet you I'm in 28 28 I'll give
you a year give you a okay how you doing how are you H nice to meet you I'm Kai nice to meet you Lola okay how you doing Lola 22 I give you a year yeah I give youa year I give you why why not she got blue eyes hey hey yo you look like my middle school teacher oh she sounds amazing is that good or bad no she was great she was great you knowwhat I'm saying I have to say no no outrage no can I fill your hair real quick please I mean if it was a yes Absol absolutely but ah yes yes no yes yes yes MichaelJordan it's well done well done well done oh my God oh my God no turn around and die how you doing what's your name arich okay you know 360 oh I'm going say 360 in the lobby I'mma say
a no I'm sorry that's not hard feeling it's not hard feelings it's not hard feelings it's not you it's me D I don't want to feel mean I feel mean right now hey how you doing I'm good what'sI'm doing great I'm doing great what's your name Lauren Lauren okay okay no oh damn no I feel bad this is this is up oh my God what y'all got be doing here bro hello how you doing I'mdoing fine thanks okay okay okay nice to meet what's your name beia beia yeah okay um I like your chat I like I like your tat to I like your style little bit I'll give you a year Igive you y he's getting nichael Jordan is living free in my head repeat repeat such a good girl how you doing wow beautiful dark queen love your skin by the way love your skin my name is juic ju
juicy what's juicy about you my full name is JuiceLand but nobody can pronounce it the black of the berry the sweet of the juice your sexy ass over there you go girl you go he reached out for heroh my God he lik hey what's your name Lucy Lucy Lucy and juicy oh just say no say no I'm going say no yeah I'm sorry sh the P I can't keep saying oh my God you look likeGwen Stacy Spider-Man's ex what's your name is you got blue eyes so I got to say yeah I'll see you later all right
said how you doing how you doing Emma good damn you got blue eyes too I'm going let you go ahead say I say criteria that's it hey hey how you doing um what's your name Sandra Sandra got wholestuns bro
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something is telling me to say yes so I'm just go to say yes it it see you how you doing good how are you good what's your name I'm Paris Paris but you in the UK you're a dancerthat's so much okay I'll show you my classic dance track okay let me see what wait what whoa what's happening that was assno oh my god oh just back yeah I'm from I'm from New York you from New York yeah I'm from New York what AM my mother what AM my mother from New York yes what of my dads youare
no I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
sorry I hope you have a good day okay this is what they do they just sit back there and just see this yes you got blue how many people got blue eyes here bro I'm let you yes orif it's blue it's a yes how you doing I'm all right how are you good what's your name sty what's your name oh my name is k from um from New York New York yeah yeah New York youhave a nice accent too thank you yeah South London oh
get out you know there's more to London than L I know but I just landed here like you just got here yeah you trying to take me outside I Ain taking you no I don't know you've been okaythen no no no oh no no I said no to you no I say no to you nono bye she didn't even sh anyway what from South London bro get offet
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cool how are you why you had little atude I you just told my girl to get off step oh I told your girl to get off stage oh that's your that's your friend that's my girl yeahstep step I should that you worried about your friend it's me and you how you worried about your friend why did you say no then because you worried about your friend when it supposed to be me and youyou don't like lty I'm not saying that where gar he's getting pressed the South London press welcome to London how the hell am I supposed to know that me and you was r or dies if you worry aboutyour friend I'm not ready to die for no one okay so you better State your reasons or I'm going um excuse me you need to leave yo who who are these people I need to leave yes you need
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Kai settles into the pace of the show and the women start reacting more strongly to his energy. The date turns into a mix of teasing, awkward moments, and a physical bench-press challenge.
go got to yeah you want to know why cuz I'm off a can of Prime energy right now and I could go all day myDS out out hey hey nice to meet you nice to oh oh let some positive energy you right yeah oh yeah oh I like that aggressive thank you I thought it was being positive yeah if you think it'saggressive then that's a yes oh thank you you're welcome what's your name Kad wait we have an accent where you from West Africa off the strength that you from the motherland you getana yes sweetheart you ohhi hi you all right are you all right I'm all right thank you my name is Stephanie how you doing Stephanie hi you horny or some why are you I'm
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no no what oh my God she's crazy like no like as in like I'm not choosing you that's fine I have a lovely life what the oh hell no where are y'all finding these girls at she is crazyhey yo he about got some booo up to him for him how you doing I'm great I'm Abby what's your name Abby Abby okay okay okay you so positive I'm going just give you a yes thank you ofcourse that's wa my day yeah really give me hug now we're going to ruin it I don't like to say no to people so me saying no to somebody like face to face is crazy nobody deserves that butI got to be honest Meo Meo he's de like no go back okay did he B he did wow that was phenomenal that was yo what the was that
ins I already know this about to be crazy bro it already is crazy tell me like a whole bunch of them got blue eyes there bro that's just crazy is that your type blue eyes nah none of thesepeople are my type right now all right let's go yeah good luck let's go hey 3 two one oh oh my God yo oh I'm I'm not going tonight oh who left are you left oh
my only one left that's good that's really goodgood I think I think this a world record it is it I'm trying to tell you bro record the world record out of the six videos you that it's a world record got goodness adjudicator now look watch mework now this is the this is the Risen phase you feel what I'm saying you what I'm saying this is when they this is when they start losing their minds they don't know what to do they really wantto talk to a you feel what I'm saying you forgot he's in your ear yeah yeah I know bro don't don't bro don't violate bro say some dumb no bro I'll be like I just you know sniff herass what's wrong with her that's fine that's that's fine sniffer ass is crazy I mean he seems to be a really nice guy I just feel like for me kind of too much she not used to this energy
bro can't handle the RIS she can't it's overload man oh yeah Michael Jordan Michael Jordan Michael Jordan she might have heard that she guy yes I want you wait you doing it right now now and then you goin I want talk to you this to get her to bench you B me no Ben what you say oh bench bench okay Bet cool I can do that yeah that's easy cuz tonight's going to be a goodnight how you doing hello hey oh my oh my wait you are amazingly beautiful stop no no no no no you stop number one you stop like 20 so like I'll be in a gym but I I've cameto like notice that like you got some nice T wow I'm a pone dancer you're a pone dancer you're strong I don't believe you strong like the ox I don't believe you you think you could bench me yeah
uh I could lift you give you a SP oh let's do it yeah let's go okay what you want you want lift me or you want to lay on the floor and try to bench me I feel likeif you lay on the floor and dead ass like bench me then it's like damn I don't know I'm a poon so I don't do benching I know what that is I mean if you down to try I'mdown to try okay let's do it all right let's do it I think you just lay on the floor like this I got you this way yep yep yep yep and then um and then like yeah yeah andI I got knee P this is a bad
idea oh God is it too much you got what it's going on I think oh okay that didn't work okay wait hold on that didn't work us all right you all right Len me
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God how do I stop oh okay oh my God excellent hold on let him cook no no cook go straight in no you know I can take you in a fight though at the moment I just work andpole dance and travel when I can you know I can beat you up right i' like to see you try what be be be what's up what's up are we going to fight I mean no no I Iain't going to fight you I I I ain't going to fight you another that's usually like second third that that is yeah so down stay down no but it was it was nice to you though pleas it's beenit's been a great pleasure you know thank you so much thank I mean it was amusing wasn't my favorite date in the world would he have a date too probably not but I've had a great time what the
A violinist joins and Kai tries to impress her with music and attitude. The segment becomes increasingly chaotic as she critiques his performance and the interaction spirals into frustration.
I thought we had the best time ever now she's cool though she look like Gwen Stacy we would like you to perform bust down rolly Avalanche how am I supposed to do this on violin going to be sowe got r as well can you convince her first that you before you start playing just go and be like I'm a violinist and and just build it up to you're going to show her talk about your musictalk about my music how long doing it and I do it in this there you go it could be good it could be good it could be good yeah yeah Glen Stacy no that's not me do you knowwhy I say that though I know I say you look like her that's a that's a big com I don't know who that is get out nice nice to meet you she huge me too I'm good how are
you I'm glad to see you yeah yeah I would be too Jesus hey yo tell her to relax relax relax what's up with this attitude yeah I'm relaxed I'm intrigued yeah what's up with your attitude what you meanher body language CH I have been playing violin M for um since since I was about 7 years old did you bring it on the plane with you yeah yeah I do it I do it for shows andstuff like that so I got like two bookings out here uh I play for the queen yeah and I play for the queen so whenever the queen wants me to pull up and stuff like that and play forher like I I go ahead before she died oh yeah yeah yeah of course of that would be weird that's kind of disrespectful if you ask me um do you mind if I pay you a song no go
for it okay have you ever talked to somebody that's into that type of music what no I've I've never play the violin no not the violin violin she don't have let me know your honest opinionsokay bu down bu down AV my old aage this my first time rapping it I might go b c I'm dashing it send my money I'm toing told them don't you die the kid told them don't you dieI'm 30 30 or 30 when I'm in the street stay to stud two go fast my the gas I'm only 18 B before 18 I feel like a big boss with six WIS or a bumblebee with16 yeah I mean I think that deserves thank you yeah a few notes not as loud perhaps thank you I I um going a bit softer no that that's how the song goes are you are you respecting me
now you see this that attitude I'm talking about I see think it's the accent I think you have to do a bit slower but but that's how the song goes I can't rewrite the song you feel what I'msaying you a little bit more calmer it has it has to be a certain flow wait who the hell are you you're not even a musician who the hell are you like you're not even a musician do youplay any instruments do you do you play any instruments I used to play the piano I don't are you a musician play the violin no I no no no since you know what to do know how to tellme stuff play the violin no you do another rendition of it I do a slow version of yours I'll do a slow vision of oh that make it about her being
boringly aan yeah my old aage this my first time rapping in I might goard Shing it myle of her the kid told him don't you doubt the kid this I'm in this forever my she want to do aI don't know why you have a attitude you look like you don't like my song Why don't you like my song clap clap oh CL clap yeah clap yes get annoyed and smash the violin I mean a littlebit of smoke came off at the end as well so it just added to the performance why do you keep tell me what I love it I love it no but you always tell me what to do broyeah I think we should just put that down I should put down a little bit Yeah but this whole time you've been telling me like what if I can play the violent I've been trying to tell you I've
been playing the violin why are you telling me what to do I can't do this man I can't I just can't I
can't yo wait was I saying anything right it's very loud I'm hoping that's not actually someone's violin and that's just a little prop yo when you say smash I was like yes oh have to buy a new onewould you go on another day I'm going to say no because it's verging on a little bit of aggression a little bit maybe if he didn't take the violin but he seems quite attached to it I would maybesuggest just give up the instruments and talk l oh my gosh for this one it's just like a normal date do your own thing but then through out you're going to slowly start smelling something and be like wait
The next date uses freeze commands and awkward physical comedy to push the conversation forward. Kai alternates between flirting, sniffing jokes, and getting shut down when the interaction turns too strange.
is that you is that you the last but also random points we're going to tell you to freeze on this okay okay cool I bet how you doing I'm good you good good good can you remind me ofyour name again Izzy Izzy nice to meet you nice to meet you oh my gosh okay okay okay you sound very American really yeah I New York so like my AC are kind of strong you ever been thereno I haven't I want to though oh if you go there I got to I got to show you around okay you will have a fantastic time hold you to that n no for sure for sure but ifI'm over here with you like you got to be able to show me around freeze now freeze now there's much to see it's London like it's just London like just scw up bro he opened it up to you
what the it's just London that's a good phrase phrase no but yeah like I was trying to say like I mean I just wanted to know the food spots that's it do you know some good food spots Iknow you know some good food spots now like that I'm not much of a foodie person believe it or not a good freeze you're all right then I'm yo your eyes I just got so hypnotized with your eyeslike your eyes is so like you have nice eyes all right start smiling something my fault I'm sorry B do you smell thatno it ain't me are you sure yeah yeah I'm sure did you use deodorant this morning to freeze when he sniffs her I'm sorry no no I'm sorry try and sniff her like like did you yeah let smellyou real quick just real quick just to make sure nobody got to know I think people will know now it's actually quite rude
freeze so good it oh Tre no I'm just joking you know you know you feel you know that's how I know know I got to knock down some barriers first before I really get to know you you feelwhat I'm saying let me say some nice things about you number one let me go let me go ahead and say some nice things about you you know number one
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Che un phrase how's your day going how's your day going is it going good mhm okay that's that's good that's good now but I was serious on showing me around or like if you ever been in New Yorkn tell her n you stink no no you want to give me your number n you stink hell no can't do that you feel I'm just keeping a stack you know I'm not a that just going to beataround the bush do a high five and then
freeze unfreeze waveing car I'm I'm not high-fiving you again turn it into awave I woke off Smo W Smo
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wbetter wasn't that interesting yeah interesting would you go on a another day not particularly traumatized I was I was going some too do do I need a reason wait wait where she at I'm so sorry I didn't Ididn't try to do anything I am so sorry oh my go I really did not mean to do that I'm so sorry oh my gosh you you seem amazing though did I get your number no oh no I'mall right thank you you stink what you mean I can't get your number man you talk I got me all right Kai for this one you're going to be the most self-obsessed person in the world all right betyou love yourself you're 6ot you're built like a tank and aonis she's lucky to be in your presence all right bet on some yeah ble the name how you doing good how are you good nice to meet you
meet you what's your name Ruby Ruby what's your name Kai Kai Kai yes I got like the best name in the world you think so yeah oh oh oh by far how many people tell you though how manypeople tell you cuz I got told just out there just a moment ago someone that's a really good name I mean like how many have you met two you're my second one that's kind of rare it's yeah fairlyrare yeah yeah yeah I mean how was your day going yeah not too bad to be fair actually I don't care I want to talk about me did I tell you do you want to know hell no Idon't want to know you don't want to know let me start off for myself first okay go now yeah yeah yeah tell me about you my day uh-huh was the best day ever yeah okay I woke up this
morning uhhuh I looked at myself in the mirror yeah and I say you go boy I you go boy want to know why yeah go and tell me cuz I am h a n d s o m ethink he's probably the best looking that you've ever seen in your life yeah yeah up in the top 10 I'd say for real absolutely okay okay I appreciate as as I should do you write motivational things in yourmirror as well with a third tip to really Inspire this I don't got to right things I just know what going to happen know I just know I'm not I'm that like I just know I'm him okay atthe end of the day I just know I'm him and I just know I'm going keep being him for years on years on yeah you feel what I'm saying yeah there's no other guy that you've talked to in
your past that's better than me I know that for a fact time will tell I normally live my day by horoscope I check my horoscope before I start my day out out out walk out not a fan ofhoroscope no it's
gone not everyone is she wakes up and lives her day by a horoscope I was going to walk out anyway you me horoscopes I mean not everyone's into their horoscopes that make me feel bad for your stupidity don'tdo that don't do that probably not I think I need a bit more communication when we know that it's over let me know that was a bit ghosting oh oh what you say I don't
Kai tries to impress a dancer by teaching and matching dance moves. The playful lesson escalates when she suggests a kick move, leading to confusion and an abrupt end to the date.
know okay for this one she has energy yeah you got energy yes need dance crew okay you'll be dancing together the teacher get sturdy I got get sturdy I bet cool it's got to happen it has to happenit has to happen I bet if she can get study and he your F I don't know your name but Excuse Me Miss this is theleast you all right of course I'm all right now that I'm with you a nice to see you how you do nice to see youo I got fragile iile first of all let me go ahead and say Ilike your outfit like thank you it's the cgo boes for me I'm going for the Western Vibe today oh yeah and you killing it hey yo shut the up I've seen that you was dancing earlier and stuff likethat you like to dance yeah what do you do I'm a model but I dance sometimes as well do you know what I love dancing too show me I mean I think we should dance together sure no no
no it's on you no all right let me turn you around real quick you know what I'm saying turn you know what I'm saying turn me around spr you know what I'm saying look look I'm from New Yorkokay and and do you know the Dan is like getting sturdy no show me I'mma teach you okay so like when you get STD you got to do like this right here come come come over here you gotto go like this right here oh wait well yeah so it's left pick it up hey okay picking it up D yeah you doing it look okay Dam dam God damn you really good hold on and you wantto go like this go like this now go like this okay oh damn damn drop damn damn hold on damn hold on damn hold on all right all right you feel what I'm saying how was your day scooching
closer tell her I want you to show me your dance move don't show me your dance moves what dance moves you got um I can do a bridge like this what he's got to try it you have totry it you do that uh uh I I don't know go h a bridge straight back straight back go I made four go just
go that's good that's really good yeah that's really good fair enough beenis I know you got more I know you got more I can kick stand up wait can you do the head poop headb the headb JJ youright just do a headb see if I can do this in the skirt well what what wa whoa who what are you trying to do come here what do you what do you mean by Kick what do youmean by Kick selfdefense come here okay well what do you mean my kick you trying to kick me no in the head you going to kick me are you going to kick me in the head or no you'recrazy come in why why do you want to K why do you want to are you what she trying to do W you just trying to kick me I swear to God she just trying to kick me why
she trying to kick you why are you trying to kick me for you asked what I could do but I said like what are the dance moves this is a dance move a kick to the head is adance yeah how oh that's it I'm out hey come here come here come here come here no don't break it with me come on no no no no no hey hey hey you stop right there why is shewalking away oh this something wrong with her back on your knees back on your knees please she's gone she first hello ever happened I'm so confused what the hell where you at I escaped but I like you whycuz you're so cool what's the like everything thank you come on let's go go this way why am I going back why am I going back I don't want to go back yeah probably just just leave
it what you what you did what's going on you broken the Bren you she was trying to kick you in the head yeah that's what I'm saying he started to attack me you know what it it started offwell it it was really good he taught me how to dance that was good fun but he didn't appreciate me kicking him in the face how the what you kick me in the face why why wouldn't you showing
Kai is instructed to act overly rude and provocative, which quickly backfires. The woman becomes uncomfortable with his comments about family and animals, and the date ends in apology and tension.
off my skills like I'm out what you know what I can't I'm not going to argue I'm not going to argue with TR me all right this one uh we want you to be the whitest person you canbe all okay ketchup spicy B okay cool all right bet any questions or no huh no right I'm going to hand the mic off to somebody else I don't know how to do this but I don't know wouldn'tknow I'm actually pretty good at this no Mom you know I'm not doing that tell dad to do to some disrespecting parents there we go everything all right I'm so sorry for that yeah my my mom's a loseryeah she just a the times where she want me to do certain things is like like tell dad or one of my sisters to do it you know all right but I'm sorry you look hot what do you
like to do um why that's smart I love animals animals I really like animals animals I kill them when I go hunting all the time oh no that's really sad I mean sometimes it's cool like the ones inthe pet stores and stuff like you know but the ones like in the wild and it's like why the are you in the wildanyway sometimes no but sometimes you just got to get the gun and just boom no you know no not me sorry I mean that's you what kind of music do you like I mean like what what type ofmusic like do you like to listen to um like R&B pop I don't like that oh that's whack as oh gosh it's all the like mainstream like uh Drake bit of Drake bit of Rihanna oh no you needto tap into Taylor Swift and Billy Ray Cyrus it's cool or whatever but it's not like I put my hands up I'm playing my song The Butterfly Fly Away I think that's a Miley Cyrus song I I know
that's Miley Cyrus what I'm trying to say like come on like M Cyrus is here and like Rihanna's kind of like you know I think they're on a pretty good Park whatever hold on think my Mom's texting meyou should be nice to your mom you know I hate texting so I got to send her a voice now that's absolutely fine do what you need to do my love Mom you I'm not taking out the trashdad is a loser and please make sure my McDonald's and juice that I want for my video games are there at 8:00 p.m.sharp say do you like spicy food oh gosh okay do you like spicy food cuz like salt and Pepper's really spicy no definitely not it doesn't sit well with me salt and pepper is really spicy yeah it canbe depending if you accidentally put in too much pepper I guess yeah do you season your chicken do you season your chicken or no yes of course we'll get what the you season your chicken yeah and what do
you drink with it you oh like water diet coke or like water yeah or no milk no I'm lactose intolerant so I can't have milk oh no call her the biggest weirdo ever so like you know it's coldout here does it snow over out here or no occasionally it snows in London do you like get a coat and like to like bundle up oh yeah yeah yeah what the yeah you don't wear like shorts andin the summer but not in the winter it's too cold here no that's the best time to wear shorts and a t-shirt is in the winter just say she's a weirdo and walk out unless like I guess you'reyou're weird as yeah that's kind of but but in a good way you know why is he so good at this I love your eyes I kind of feel like I could take you out you know to the
treat range nand or some I can't budge on the animal thing I'm sorry all right I was just joking about that like I was joking like I'll shoot parents instead I'm going to say no my life really sorryI'll shoot parents instead I shoot parents instead absolutely not no especially my mom especially my mom I shot my mom before kill my I want to kill my mom I want to kill my mom I want to killmy dad I want to kill my grandma oh gosh okay no it don't deserve tolive just walk out just walk out do you want to be next you're all right lad he starting to kill
someone oh my god he has just said he's going to kill us oh he seems a little bit odd the way he came in and he was being really rude to his mom on the phone doesn't sit wellwith me at all I'm a very very family orientated person so no and some of the stuff you were saying um about like shooting animals know big I mean I have a poor print tattoo oh no what andI think that was way too far I don't agree with what you was saying in the slightest so kind of made me a little bit like uncomfortable it's okay you can have a good day enjoy the rest ofyour day I'm so sorry I'm so sorry there were so many things to say in my head I'm so sorry it's okay but are you crying no but it's just genuinely like I was so shocked oh no no
no no no no no no oh my gosh he's I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I they tell me to do something in my head you should blame Up N you what I'm saying it was it all jokeI love animals I love animals F I have I have I have Tiger Eyes tatted on me she's too pure for this world man all Kai you are a musical wizard when it comes to music you're amazing at
Kai shifts into a rapper persona while secretly taking photos and performing for another woman. The date becomes more emotional as he asks for her number and leans into vulnerability to win her over.
it at one point we want you to uh click your fingers and then s it's going to come through and then while you're on the date with her you have to try and take photos as possible hey whatdo you mean as in like on your phone sneak but while I'm playing the music no no no no you're talking but like this why you just talking to her you're sl taking photos okay how you doing juyknow I remember you come on that how you doing nice to meet you you smell good thank you thank you a been going to live who who we going close oh I'll come come closer please come you wantto sit on my lap no no no no that's that was a little joke to that was a little joke how you doing though I'm good how are you how today good I'm doing good and like that I
just came from the studio not too long ago cuz I'm a rapper you know I love rappers who your favorite rapper Kendrick Lamar Kendrick
Lamar okay okay okay okay okay okay Kendrick Lamar is good but you know you feel what I'm saying he his music is not really like my type of music and like that how long have you been listening toKendrick Lamar I think I've only heard like two albums I'm not that good into too his last album was his last his his last album was fire and what are you doing on your phone baby you said whateyes on me for sure for sure oh no get a high angle photo a high angle one don't see my eyes are big you need to keep eye contact oh no for sure now your eyes is beautiful Iain't going to lie I'm glad like you feel what I'm saying so are yours you have a beautiful smile what happened I call me the pictures what happened you keep taking pictures no I ain't no Ina no but
you can't be on your phone on date say look up and then take the selfie hey look up
what I was not ready what happened I wasn't ready I wasn't ready do it again do it again oh who
okay I think she kind of likes me now you feel like a Paparazzi angle get angle yes wait wait let me give you my best Ang oh give me give me the give me yeah give me a littlesass more sass take selfies of you instead more sass you want to see him of course
course what I thought it was the focus oh oh you thought I to you oh hell no oh all right go back to music no I was TR to make this photos to my album cover that's coming outyou know very very soon you know I release this Friday yeah let me show you something click you mind if I show you something real quick yeah show me Okay click your fingers twice click not lick click not
lick you know when I WAP this real about spinning blocks and shooting at the Ops he needs to move back feel me cuz I'm really deep with music yeah so as I'm spin the blocks and I got tobe able to be you know do music can I play you something yeah I hope it's just lyrics and not real
life do you know how to use it oh yeah of course I'm not to
use he's holding it like it's not PG I'm just warming it up and yeah PG
stop F take B bre Take a Bow I assume you're an independent artist right that's my that's that dropping this Friday would you date somebody like me I don't know cuz I go based on personality so far sogood but like I'll probably need to know you a bit more try and get a number like your energy is like beautiful you feel what I'm saying you stood through this whole thing cuz not usually some people won'tstand through this whole thing you're going to be with me through fre and pin and like when I do oh no don't get emotional you see me I'm an empath so when somebody gets emotional I get emotional toohis hand up like this I'm not not to cry is everything okay I feel like I just I just feel like that you'll you'll stick beside me through this whole thing give him an Oscar give him an oscar
get her number you think like I could possibly get your number something yeah I have two you can get one of them sympathy R sympathy okay so it's not UK it's not American but it works yeah it's fineI don't give a
once she's done it stand up and go Booyah there you go but you know what I don't really like men that cry that much on dates so oh no I'm not crying I just I just want to yournumber and yeah I just want your number thank
you no you not even saying bye properly you see this is how you lose me damn you feisty you no no you got to say bye properly you give a person a hug nice to meet you lovely datlovely datsee see don't cry don't cry I I don't know if you're trying to cry or or you just trying to hug me longer I know no just like you so much of a real ass like you're so reallike I with you like if I had to kill a I'm choosing you to kill that too no no no don't do that don't catch a case on me no we going to catch a case together no nono no no I'm a lawyer I don't do that oh you Fu with you 12 you're a lawyer
yeah I'm so good
The show moves through another music-heavy segment with trumpet and guitar antics. The humor gets increasingly absurd as Kai is pushed into bizarre performance instructions and the date reacts with disbelief.
she was a good one she was a great one yo how do you how the do you play the trumpet you got like that sh almost hit her head at one point wow it was an amazing day tobe honest he's so funny yeah he's so funny and he's so sweet thank you if I knew the day was going to be this good next time I won't bring Hill so that we're the same hide what whatthe so yeah it was a great day it was a great day the does that mean as long as he quit the music career what you n really got to blow into that like bro that shit's crazy Iwant you as soon as you get in take off your shoes and then your socks and put in your mouth put my foot in my mouth put your socks in your mouth oh okay okay okay okay okay and
then you got to stick your hands in your ass no chill bro you said you want me to get weird BR I can get real weird go back a little bit draw it back in N you got totake OT yes I think me EA my sock is crazy all right at one point you have to stand up and just start doing this prise you just like yeah yeah yeah just act like you have crabs canyou uh run in like a horse like like like force do that
yeah that was very how you doing I'm good how are you I'm good how's your day you lost your shoes are you hot am I hot as why would you eating your socks oh no no I'm okay thankyou thank you I'm fine I'm chill like what's what's your name I don't know if I want to say to my name actually W oh I I see you getting comfortable so I'm trying to shave my toe FlakesI'm I'm trying to shave my toe flakes you know St let him run let him cook let him cook can you help me do you mind helping me
oh my God I think we need some I'm sorry do you need some help free but no that's mad that's mad I'm freezing bro I'm freezing all right I don't know maybe I'm just don't blame her I reallydon't blame why did you get him to freeze there he was too late on it he was too late on it
freeze that was horrendous that was UN that was a really difficult watch she left where you going I know what was happening to this dude that was the weirdest I've ever did in my life you still you stillwant to go on a date no mwell that was great she left immediately I don't blame her I really don't blame her yeah that was weird as frze with your hand on your front and you're staring at her this guy he just came like hehe sit down he was he removed his socks he throw his shoes like he like he didn't even knew it was a date like I don't know I just couldn't hold myself so I left CH on what tosay right now she waited 2 hours for that date she Legit 2 hours I feel so bad all right Kai what is this here it's a guitar okay now you are amazing at it okay with every bit of
your body every I'm talking knees legs feet nose tongue why you saying it like that it I want you to start playing it with different limbs body part everywh you can cuz tongue is not Li all
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Kai finishes with a London-slang-heavy performance to impress the final woman. The conversation ends on a playful note as she likes the energy but refuses to commit further, closing out the episode.
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