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The speaker introduces the bizarre new Pillsbury Doughboy restaurant and sets up the food review with his usual comedic style. He meets up with his friend and starts joking around before heading inside.
Usually when you were hungry, you can go get a spaghetti.You can go get some pizza.You can even go get a lunch.It's not like that nowadays.Nowadays, you can get a 14-in hot Cheeto corn dog delivered right to your house.Now, for some reason, all these weird restaurants, they just come to me.Pause.No, Reggie.And I have to do my due diligence and try them.Now, if your mama ain't cook you no cookies or make you no breakfast, you have no clue who this is.But Pillsbury Doughboy has opened up a restaurant.Now, kids, let me tell you this, a little secret.If you ever went downstairs and you randomly got the best breakfast of your life, it's cuz your mama got the best meat in her life that morning.Thank your daddy for laying that meat down to give you a good breakfast.
Now, I am doing this food review.One of the most hated people online and some might say the most handsome person online.Let's meet him.How you doing, brother Ganga?We outside right now with Blound Dub about to try some food.Dub, honestly, I need your surgeon.
For what?
I ain't going to lie.You look good.
N Bro, I'm not going to lie, bro.You're probably top You're Yeah, you're top three.
Oh, really?
You're top three?Yeah.
Top three what?
Like whatever you want.
My sucking already.
And you and you kind of tall.
I am tall.That's what don't understand.I'm 6'4.I got no cut, Like look at me, I'm fine.
But your cheeks kind of swole.What you got?Like you got you you got di That's the tr
How many times you eat a day?
So since a made out the trenches dub, I order like three to four Door Dash one time.So this what I do.So I I pick a spot, right?And you know, I don't really I like new so I order like three to four orders.But I don't eat all of it, though.I pick like two.Yeah.Yeah.So, I eat probably like I do that probably like two times, three times a day.
Yeah.So, how much do you pay for like a girl to be with you?
See, you got to do a premium rate.
See, Dub, you got the game up.You should be worried about your relationship cuz I just saw a tweet and you're single now.So, now you're with Jay Sinko.
So, y'all should go do a double date.
So, this is not this is this this is a real you.This is how you really act.
This is me.This is me.Uh what if
don't talk about relationships d I'm just telling you right now don't talk about relationships.
So if if we if we see somebody in here your life you want thorac
I told a if you see me if a in the mall right now I got no security.Porch me in my head.Get me cuz guess what we'll deal with this after everything.
No but like if you get punched to the head your hat fall off your like what do you do after that?
I got to just crash out Like that's sick I got to crash out fully.
What if you get punched and a run?Like that's the most that's why I
That's though.Like a long as they ain't on camera like I'm going just hold that in like you know
you know how to use chopsticks.
I don't it look like you do but uh
you do.
No.We going to try this Pillsbury Doughboy restaurant.
Yeah.Doughboy.
You used to listen listen to Jeezy back in the day.
You kind of look like Young Jeezy.
My Yeah.
You between like Young Jeezy and like
LaMelo B.Young Jeezy and like Rick Ross like they fused on some Dragon Ball Z or Piccolo.Piccolo and uh
who the is Piccolo
from Dragon Ball Z?See you watch the
like a random snake.
This dick riding a lie.
They place a large order, joke with the staff, and talk about waiting for the food to arrive. The conversation drifts through appearance jokes, relationship banter, and a sponsor segment while they kill time.
4 in the morning.I'm riding on E.I know the need to see me coming cuz they know I'm about to pay with just for Arizona.While I'm here, let me get a while.I'm here.Let me get a white tea.Princess in a se.
I know she love me but
All right.So, here go the thing right here.Damn.Short king.This probably my the Shay restaurant.Hey, how tall are you?Go go go over there.Let me see how tall you 8 ft.
I'm a tall king.Yeah.Let's do dick sizes now.Dick sizes now.
Like looking at me.How big you think my is?No homo.No reg.
I'm be honest.Your might be a little James Mackey.You might have like a sausage on you.
Yeah.I think like cuz I always say this, right?Ugly right?God got to bless him with something.So you probably got a monster up.
I do.
You know what I'm saying?
But I do got a leak that's out and and it's misinterpreted.How the you say that
No.Yeah, I seen that
You seen that Big balls,
How you doing, ma'am?
Good.
Sorry to bother you.My friend, he's he's hideous.
Well, actually, I have Down syndrome.
I'm just kidding.Anyways, um
so which which one to do here?Uh brunch, dinner, dessert.Can Can I do all four?60.Three.You
can't share.So you going to do two?Yeah, dude.
Two of everything.
Yeah.So, we get Peach Can Clucker.That sound like some Reggie
Peachy can clucker.that sound like some racist
you ain't going to pay for me,
I'm take you out, dog.
All right.Go ahead, man.And I take the YouTube Avenue, too.
All right.Thank you.You know how long it's going to take?
15 20.I'mma time you.All right, y'all.Y'all know what it is, man.I always time it.She said 20 minutes.That's a long time to get our food.So we going to wait 20 minutes.How long do you usually wait for food
till the door dash?Till the knock on my door.Like I don't really go out and buy food though, love.Like for real.Like going out buying food like this is like overrated.Like I like to sit in the dark and like chomp down.Like I don't like people looking at me and like cuz I eat crazy.You feel me?Like I love
Yeah.I love eating food but like on my own accord though.
Exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
Especially crowded areas.Like I sat down and ate in like In-N-Out Burger.Almost had to knock a head off.like, "Yo, you been eating this burger for like 30 minutes?"I'm like, "Nigga, cuz you keep looking at me, nigga."Like you think if dolphins came became human, you think they look like you?Like I think you like a human.
You know, you know what's crazy though?The way I look is how men looked in the 80s.
The
Wait, what you mean?
Yo, that girl, that girl just starts staring at me.
Wait, what you mean?Like you think you like an 80s?
Let me tell you.So like men back in the day, we never used to get veneers.We never used to get like earrings.And we used to look rough like men.Like we going to carry the boats.Dub going to be in the back like, "Oh, I don't want to carry no boats cuz his veneers are going to get dirty."me.Look how I'm coming, I'm a Viking.So when they need to carry the boats and the AKs, I'm going to do it.
Dub's not
like I felt like when Kane took off his mask, like Kane was handsome.
If it was you, I would have been like, "Damn, I would have been scared."
Dub, have did you see yourself 3 years ago, my
Yeah, but that's three years ago.
I mean, now you look you look all right.Like you look decent.But like, can you really talk about what's important though?
What?
Are you single or taken?
You know what?It's just about God being your Lord and Savior.
This ain't about God right now.If God knew what you was doing, you cheating
up what you did to bro though, bro.
What I do?Which bro?Ji, that
sh baby.
Yeah, that supposed to be here right now with us, What the
He ain't supposed to be here with me, man.
You never hit him up.
No,
you went to screaming you with his ass.
I seen him at streaming you.
Oh yeah.I ain't never like Link or nothing.
N but you ruin weird.I ain't going to lie.
But you ruin you ruined this thing, man.
I helped that I ain't going to lie.That fell off after the stream.Yo, Jot, come with me, Like, damn.
All right, we seven 7 7 minutes and 30 seconds in.Wait.Right.And we paid
two almost $127 for two Doughboy Deluxe,
two sweet regions, guys.
Two peachy king Cluckers,
and two rise and shine.
I ain't going to lie.Yo,
for $127.
We going to get cancelled by the black community, my We here buying King Clux.What the it's called?
King Cluck.
They want to put my They just didn't get approved, gang.Like, you going to get cancelled, man.
What's your nationality,
I'm black.I'm just black.Yeah, I'm just black.I don't know.I'm not Nigerian.I'm just black,
But why you ain't got like I'm going to go buy you some designer glasses?Cuz
why do you have them?That's the they used to give you at the movie theater.It was a 3D look.
You know what's crazy?I had these glasses like senior my senior year.
No, I know.
Like on some nostalgic Like for real.
Like what you doing for your 40th?
40?What?
Like when how old are you,
You closer to 40 than me?The
You're not older than me.You trolling.
No.Get dead ass.How old are you,
I'm 23.
It's going to get rough and tough.
It's not like your body might be a 23 year old.You going to look 73, bro?
See, cuz I don't got no haircut.I look rough right now.That was like a year ago.
Why would you streaming naked?
Like, why would you stream with no draws on?
So, you tell me you don't get cozy in your room?Damn.What you mean?
That's not even your room.That's your extra room.
I know, but like still like get cozy, shoes off, socks off, boxes on, shirt on, Like, you feel me?Just getting like getting groovy in there.
But the thing about it is my balls so big that it rolled up the boxes.So that's what don't get.
I do get that.
That's what don't get.So they think like, "Oh, shriveled dick."Like, nah, The dick ate the boxes up.
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Oh, we can wait for
we can wait for everything.Yeah, it's almost 20 minutes timing you.18 minutes so far.We still waiting, bro.You scare me, bro.
Why do I scare you?
Like if I woke up and seen you, bro, I'd throw up.
It's like the aura, though.Yeah, it is.But yeah, I think
it's like the oral, dog.Like the thing about it is I'm the monster this year.You going to be the monster next year
type
All right.So, this is everything we got.Now, did your mama used to make you breakfast growing up?
Hell yeah.Did you used to eat grits?
I love grits.
Grits is like, you know what's crazy?A lot of out here don't know about grits.They don't know what grits is.They're like, "You eat grits?"They think it's oatmeal.
No, they don't.Grits is grits.I ain't going to lie, bro.
I hit you with a hot pan of grits and just watch you.I don't even think you I think
you going you going to real me,
I think I think you just melt.
No, I ain't going to melt my
No, I'm talking about I don't think you got blood in your body.You just melt.You know what I mean?
No, you can't keep up the monster gimmicks.Like, I'm already getting called a monster on TikTok.Dub, you got to chill.
Yeah,
cuz when I go back to the desktop, I might wall out on you.
No, I don't think you I don't think you can.You can't with me.
So, I'm going to start it up then.I'mma start it up, dub.
Yeah, but yeah,
I'mma start it up.
Yeah.
Yeah.You sure?
All right.Let's let's let's let's try this reverse.No, I don't want to do it cuz I'm telling you, bro.I'm
I'm the You see how we had your man's inve.
The food arrives and they begin trying the breakfast items, immediately criticizing the hot biscuit and strange flavors. They keep riffing on each other’s looks, confidence, and online personas while reacting to the meal.
It's because you they don't look at you if anything else.Like they look at me, they like, "Damn, this kind of cute."They look at you as like straight mom.
Yeah, I'm a M.That's the thing though, like call me a monster.call me ugly.And like, you feel me?Like, so what?I ain't going to cry.Like, I know I'm a monster right now, it.All right, we going to try the Which one this one?
What this biscuit dry as hell?
Like, this do feel dry.Which one this one called, though?This ain't the clucker one, is it?Hold on.You got to get one of these.Oh, you do got one.It's two.
There's two of them.It's monster one and a big one.What the
Uh, this called the Rise and Shine.
The Rise and Shine.So, this the breakfast sandwich.Yeah.
Now my grown say sandwich.
Where she at now?
Your granny.
Hell.Oh, heaven.
You said hell.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.Shout out my great granny, man.Lucia, I love you.
What you had to do for the steak deal?
We got James Mackey over there.
All right, you ready?So,
you just got hot sauce on.
Here we go.We got a They They tripping on the biscuit.They cooked the biscuit way too long.
I hope this ain't man-made.Damn.This this like they threw this in the microwave and come apart.
Some McDonald product, my The
Well, how was it growing up in India?Like where you from?
India, I'm from Georgia, Dawson, Georgia,
You went to India.
Were you from Atlanta?
Nah, it's not Atlanta.It's like Dawson, Georgia.It's like 2 hours down from Atlanta.Oh, yeah.
It's like the deep south.
So, you was like building computers and
No, I went building I was in the trenches game.I was in the hood.
There we go.
This bro, they couldn't Why did they this up with the hot sauce?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.Like, why is it so hot, my
Like, why?
Like, the Persburg D boy supposed to be a nice kind of up.
They knew all the black going to come.They putting hot sauce on biscuits.They giving chicken sandwiches.Like,
oh my god.
What's up with these What's up with these like companies, my Doing this to black people, my This what I think like Aiden Ross tastes like.No clover.The Okay.This ass.They don't They really Why I keep saying they with us.They just made
That's some racist They put Popeye's Louisiana hot sauce on a Pillsbury Doughboy biscuit with egg and cheese.My
you look like you just take out the oven with your hand.like no oven, man.Like you just grab like you you make a pan full of pizza gradually burn and then you let the edge hit your chest and just
This stupid as bro.
No.Oh my.This is hot.Why the is this so hot?
This burning my mouth.M.
Oh
Yeah, they on some I like sausage over bacon, bro.Let me show you.
So you Muslim?What you mean you like sausage over bacon?
No.If I had to choose, I like s I like sausage better than bacon.They're both pork.
So you love sausages?
Yeah.
Over bacon?
Yeah.
The flat patty or like the winks?
I like flat patty.
Okay.Valid.
Yeah.
How you eat a corn dog?Like what you eat first?
A corn dog?
Yeah.
And I I ain't eating no corn dogs since that incident gang.
What incident?
You know.
No, I don't.
You know corn dog.Corn dog.I'm talking about like I don't put nothing like that's like that.I don't put like I don't do no I don't do that I don't do that Like right now the corn dog.You got to bite it.They got eat like that.
No, I take off the bread and stir the ketchup and mustard with the with the hot dog part like this and then I break it.
That's some kid
Bro, this hot as bro.
Yeah, this is this ain't I'm not even This is some Matter of fact,
hell no.
Give me a grenade so I can throw that
bro.Them is in there just making I think what they doing is they putting a whole bunch of ingredients in the hat
and pull it out and be like that's what we what the what the hell is this?So this is some ice cream.
First of all, that lady ain't tell us nothing.She ain't say hey this comes with this nothing.
Oh god.No allergies or nothing.
It's not even the is this?
Oh my god.
What is that?
I don't know what the that is.
Oh god.It's not ice cream.
On my life.I don't know, bro.On my life.I don't know what that is.
Oh, it don't even smell like ice cream.
Is that shaving cream?Bro, what the is that?
Like if I bit J-shock, that's what I think.Like,
what the
Bro, I got Bro, what the is that?
Oh, I don't
On God, it's not ice cream, my
Wait,
don't even have like a flavor though.It's
No, this is nothing.Like, the is that?You biting that
No.
Yeah.Hell no.Yeah.I don't even think this edible.This some that you put.You know how you have random decorations in your house?
Yeah.Hell no.
I don't know what the Matter of fact,
that for old people.
I'm going to go in this and throw this at this head.
But I'mma freeze it too.Like like a frozen water bomb.
Hey, you freeze this That going to turn into a rock, my
As soon as she gets her car, I'm at her dare near temple with this
Hell no.This right here.no,
No, listen.
Some white people bro.
No, I don't even know what this is.Is this cottage cheese?cottage.I think that's cottage cheese, gang.
No, it has no flavor.That shit's terrible.That tastes like polar bear.So, we went from a hot sauce biscuit.Like, you know, I had to do varieties, you know?Some for the some for the white people.Like, this for the white people right here.I ain't going to lie, this shit's trash.Don't you feel like you're a white creator?How am I a white creator?You don't feel like you're a white creator?
Nah.Like, I'm too I'm too volatile.I feel like you a white creator, though.
No, I feel like you are a white creator.Like you're more a white creator than black
for your audience.Like your audience is is 90 30% white.
how you going to say that?I got some real Gen five switches in my chat.
Yeah,
but I don't got like no white people.Like why you say it's like white people though,
bro?I ain't going to lie.You like god to out here.I was at this a boxing event with 80
80 brand event and it was a dressed up as you and a mascot.
That's the BAU Like that's that's my community.It's called BAU.
What do they got to do to get a BU?
Got to put belt to ass.If you catch a COVID chain, you snatch a COVID chain, you can join BAU gangster.Don't put that in there.I ain't going to lie,
bro.These really playing with Top five ugliest uh uh content creators.Top five.One being the ugliest and five being okay.
Annoying TV.
Ooh.
Number one.
Okay.
Two.
Okay.
You talking about like current right now?
Current.Number one, Annoying TV.
Two, I'll go Yousef.You seen that head?
Yeah, that ugly.
That nigga's terrible.And he's Somalian on top.
He's born.Yeah, he's hitting smell like
Yeah.Number two.
So number two, Yousef.Number three, I'll go cuff him.
Okay.
I go cuff on number three.But that's because I choose to be ugly.These don't these skinny and ugly.I'm fat ugly.Well, what happens when a fat lose weight?What happens?
You're right.Look at me.
Grow up.Exactly.So I go three me and the mediator, you feel me?In the middle.Four.I give four to Ponga.
Okay.I guess four.It's my dick.Yeah.I get four to Punga and then I give five.Who could be five?Cuz I ain't going to lie, Dabo blew up.Congratulations, Davo.You grew up a little bit, my I don't know who I give five to though.
That's you.You got to give five.Okay, I'm I'm giving J-shock number one.
Oh, I forgot.
I got J.
No, no, Jshock.that are human, though.I'm talking about humans.I can compare JShock to annoy like Annoying TV my man.You
TV my dog.But I got I got J-shock number one.I got I got Cuffam number two.
Oh, hell no.
I got T-Banks number three.I got Rod number four.
Oh, I forgot about Rod G.
Yeah, I got Rod number four.
them dinosaur What the
And then I'm And then possibly
So no annoying TV though.
I got annoying number five.If I was a girl, I'd date annoying before I date you.For real, bro.
Bro, you got to think about like
the thing is if you was a girl in your fake, shape, or form right now, I wouldn't even you.You like a hood like black like body sloppy.Like I hell I would even crack on,
bro.Look, you you ever got jumped out your sleep, you make that ugly face
all the time.
Like, bro, I die if I see you.I have a heart attack, bro.Like, on some real
bro.You see what happens when go get their together.Like, look at Dub, then look at me.Now, let me ask y'all to all the baddies that's in the comments.Who would you pick?Me or Dub?And be honest.Be honest.I'm 6'2.I'm 6'2.
I'm 5'7.5'7.Funny.
But the thing is, you don't got the DDG jeans.Like you just like like I don't know like you chop like I don't know like it's like you too dark like I don't know how to explain it.
Wait so you think so what would you rate like let's say give my brother the 100% like as the perfect human where would you put him at?
What you mean?Hold on.
Like who is the mo who's the most perfect human to you
Ain't nobody perfect Everybody got flaws.
No they don't bro.Who perfect?
The most perfect like talking about the stream industry.
No just period.
Like Michael B.Jordan.Like
you think Michael B.Jordan 100% Like when you see Michael B.Sure.You like this perfect?
That look he'll heal a little bit.
So he that so he can look at the take a picture of my car.I should honk on that But uh No, I don't think no 100%.Ain't nobody
ain't no 100% though.Ain't no 100% for sure.
Like I like if I was a girl and like let's say for example you bought me like a car, I wouldn't even let you suck my titty first night.Like I first night I look if we went on a date first night I if let's say me and you went on a date first night first
you going to sit right here and I'mma sit over there on their first date you had to text you I'm keep saying pee
understand kick your ass out like get the off
I'm already be gone.
They move on to the more unusual menu items and react with disgust to the strange textures and flavors. The review turns into exaggerated jokes about the food, white people’s food, and other creators.
All right y let's let's try this this thing right here.
All right
this is the cl the hell is this really out here playing bro?These put gumbo, a slap of jelly, and a chicken tender on here.
What the is that?Hold on.Is that seafood though?I'm allergic to seafood.You got
Let me see.You might have to bite that
It smell like, bro, I don't know what the this What?Why it smell like that?
Oh my god, bro.
Is it good?
I don't Let me see.Get back.The is this?So I ain't trying to be a that say everything is ass.But if I carve you with a katana, your back meat, I think that's what this would taste like.Taste like that.
That's they put egg salad.
Y
on the sandwich, my
Hell no.
When you spit that out, I seen you getting spit out.It was like it was like a mirror.I'm about to pull the
Who made this?What?Who made this
This is the worst I ever had.
No, that is trash.I ain't going to lie.That's That's the worst.
Oh my god, bro.
Like even the hot sauce sandwich wasn't even that bad.But like that one.
Look at this, y'all.Bunch of in here.Think
it's like egg and potato salad.
Don't nobody even like flaky biscuits.
That shit's terrible.
Yeah,
that is terrible, man.
Like I couldn't imagine you cooking some eggs just on a normal like with a beater on.
Yeah.Yeah, that' be me in the kitchen.
You with a beater on is like like I don't I don't know.
Like so let me show
chocolate pudding.
Now let me tell you like my shoulders are broad.I'm a big aie So you know what's crazy though?Like the I be cracking they love me.Like they love the dick.
They tell me like oh like I like a with a stomach on God.They always tell me I love your stomach.I like a with a stomach.They tell me that all the time.
Tell me too.
They tell you that.
Yeah they like a stomach.Look, I if I had to give you any advice, bro,
what what is it?
If I had to give you any life advice, right,
what I do?I would literally, right,
go to bad You know what Bass Pro Shop is?
Yeah, the little shop.They got a lot of in there.
Yeah.
Go in there and grab that,
right?
Go to a dark room, right?Just do it.
Do what,
End that man.
I thought you told me you going to make me dress like Juski, You know that is drip from there, The vest and
What you mean end it, gang?
Just end it.get you automatic arrow or go get double barrel and just
dub that's the thing dub I'm a sexy I get on monkey I bag see n a lot of think like oh couple so I couldn't beat him I couldn't beat him
sorry
thank you so much
can I get a picture with both you guys
yeah sorry good
but no like I was saying though
like a lot of can't handle what I handle you see the you saying
I deal with that in my chat a 100 times worse the thing is about me is I got confidence.
No, let me think.
I could go walk up to a right now and bag her.
I don't I don't I don't think so.
I think so.
Oh, this is everything.This is all three of these together.
Oh god.
Oh Jesus.
No, I don't see the white They did everything but the white
They got bacon on this one too though.Bacon and
No, that's not even
No, I ain't going to lie, bro.This is some This is what I think white Thanksgiving is like.
Oh god.
Like white Thanksgiving.Like
real I ain't going lie.This look crazy, They made a Big Mac sandwich, Bunch of on top.Have you ever seen Aiden Ross naked?
Not by like not by like choice.It was like an accident.You feel me?
Wow.What happened?
So, like, you know, we brought us like, you know what I'm saying?So, we we in the pool and you know?We picked Gary to change.It's a pool room.
So, I went in the room.I went in just get some towels.I went back out.Jew dick.That's all I just dick.That's all I was like, "Bro, what the fuck?"He's like, "Yo, Cuff, what the bro?"Like, I was like, "At least he didn't tell me to come suck it."At least he didn't tell me that.So, I could confidently say I didn't have to suck Aiden Ross' dick, my Let me say it to the camera.I could confidently say he pulled I seen this He didn't say, "Come suck it."He didn't tell me to get on my knees.None of that.He just said, "Get the out of here, fat ass."And that's it.Facts.Now, let me ask you, you and DG ever did some s growing up, like as brothers, like on some like horseplay No.You know me and my brother wasn't super close until he was 17.
Oh god.Did y'all live with each other?
Yeah.
Our whole life.
My brother used to shoot My mama used to buy this airsoft guns.The used to shoot me.He used to run and shoot me like
airsoft gun.
Yes.And my mama never did nothing.That used to piss me off.So I
You older brother
Yeah.
N you was the softest one in the crib.
No, I was bro.
My my my twin brother.Man, look at this bro.
That look crazy.Like I ain't no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no funny bro.I know like like booty holes are supposed to stay.
Yeah,
but I know your just stay.Like I know you got like I know like when you wipe your ass and that smell that come up like whoa.
N d n d n d n d n d d d d d d d d d d d d n talking about booty hoes eat a sandwich freaky ass
I know this going to be nasty.
Yeah, I'm God.I ain't going to lie.This going to be nasty.
Like this is what
you could get all this with one bite.
Like this is what people think I look like.I ain't going to lie, bro.This is bad.Let me see.No, I got to get some chicken and sausage.Look at that.
This is bad.I ain't going lie.This is like You was right.This like white people Thanksgiving like right here.I ain't going to lie.
They finish the remaining food, declare the meal a disaster, and give their final insults toward the restaurant. The video ends with more banter about appearance, confidence, and a closing shoutout.
No, no, no, no.I'm going just try to take a piece of the chicken, bro.
Them
we swiped our card to get this.Them packed their up and moved to Missouri.We just wasted 100.
No, I ain't going to lie.
And $30 on God.
This one of the worst dreams I ever had in my life.
No, I'm not even exaggerating.And I ain't on no hat and Like this shit's butt, my
Yo, like I I'm literally going to go pick up the smallest car and throw it at them temple.
Yo, this is bad.I ain't going to lie.
You got the only one that's decent is the hot sauce one.is too hot.I ain't going to lie.It's just too hot.
I like the sausage, man.eat on that.I ain't going to lie.The little patty sausage.
Yeah,
them come from like Walmart, my Cool, man.From the freezer.Them shit's trash.PS Boy, this is your restaurant.
You look like the Pillsbury Doughboy boy.So, I'm asking you, my Why the hell did y'all come out with this?
No, I ain't going to lie.
Is this a sponsor?I don't know about
Where you are you saying that I Why are you asking me, Ask the Pillsbury Hey, Pillsberry.
I'm asking the Pillsbury
Pillsbury, I'm going to throw you in the oven at 475° and take a nap and watch my house burn down while you in it, cuz this is the worst in the world.Oh god.
Like, but bro, I want to like congratulate you for going through, you know, big.You got a lot of success to see.this is what I'm going to say, bro.My brother, he's not funny.
He's just I think to other people, he's just cute, bro.Cuz I'm like, what the does this even do?
So, you just call you got to call him talented, but he grabbed.
No, he's But he's like like me, like I'm like I don't have the best body.
Exactly.
You just you funny.
Funny, but it's like like you, it's just like you on a whole another group.See the thing is like
it's like
I'm ugly.You're like
nah, but like you know the thing though, I seen a on TikTok yesterday.The looked worse than like hell like itself, And I was just like, damn.I was like, I kind of think this watches me.And I'm like, people relate to me because they think they the ugliest.Well, they probably is, but they think I'm the ugliest.They use me as confidence.
That's what I'm saying.And then you so popular and rich that you don't have to That's the thing, y'all.You don't have to be cute, light-skinned, August Sea looking to make it.Selena, That's a throwback, Old as
I hear about that since like 2013, What the
Wait.So, no.So, like, and why do lie about their age?
So, how old you is?
I'm 32.
Damn.
You're How old are you?
23, You almost 10 years on me,
No, you're not 23.
Oh, god.I'm old I'm 03 baby,
No, see, you see you that's You could tell like you like rehearsed that.
I ain't going to lie.You look younger now.Like you
No, you got to get veneers, bro.
I do.I hit your plug up.
And then you got to get uh you got to get um
this veneers and gym.That's the thing.I don't want to do that, though.
You got to get the the sucked out your cheeks,
This is all lean, This is all drink, I got to stop to drink.If I stop to drink, everything fixed,
You got to stop.
I got to stop.
Like, when I do these videos, people be thinking like, when I do these videos,
Yeah.
people be like, "Oh, he just say everything nasty."That was terrible, wasn't it?
That was terrible.God,
like the worst.That's probably that's that probably is the worst thing I had here.Look at that.
Yeah, it's terrible.I ain't going to lie.
Like,
but we ain't the right target audience for it, though.
What do you think the right target audience is?
like, what's the with the spiky hair that went to streamer university?Uh, the kick streamer, bro.I forgot his name.Flipping Josh.Like, his name flipping Josh.I feel like like Flipping Josh.I ain't going to lie.He'll bang bang that out fast.Wait, why did you you just lagged, bro?
Yeah, I did just lag.I ain't going to lie,
bro.You like a Digimon.
Nah, that shit's so nasty, though.
Yeah,
I'm like a Digimon, dog.Gang, you ugly.
Like, how ugly am I?1 through 10.Like,
like you like if I was a girl, I would give you like a 5.4.
For real.
Facts.
Not if you're a dude, Luigi.
But like you normal because you got the beanie on.But the thing is, you can't really rate nobody unless you take your hat off.Like when you take your hat off, you're heading like a dragon zball.Like I don't know how to explain it, my Right.So, it's it's best for you to keep this covered up.The thing is, I could take this off and still look handsome.Not now, though, cuz I don't got no haircut.
Even though I know your jewelry real by the way you look, it just look fake.Like, you know what I mean?And you got a Cardi watch, don't you?
So, let me ask you.When you go to the barber shop and you sit in the chair, what are you asking for?
I just say cut low.
Cut low?Big.What you mean cut low, That's like some uncle
Right.
My uncle say like that.
Hey, what do you say?Taper to the side.
Taper.Taper fade.Tell fade.You feel me?
Yeah, but don't say cut low.
But don't nobody see it.Unless you got a computer, bro.
Nah, bro.We got to see your hair.That's how you see the real you.
Hey, bro.Listen, let me see.
I'm going to be up there.I'mma be up there.
Pillsbury dope boy.Zero out of 10.But
zero out of 10.
Um, yeah, bro.You got to start getting out.See, I talk to be outside, bro.
You do talk
You talk Just you got to start.
The thing is, I'm not scared of nobody.I told you if you see me, punch my head off.If dub, if you got a problem with me, we linked up, right?Yeah.
Do I got security?No.
You could punch my head off right now.Right.I squashed my with Javvante though.Did you?
Oh god, I did.Oh god, I did.Oh god, I did.
Oh god, I did that.That's the only I'm backing down from.I ain't going to lie.Me, too.Hey, uh,
y'all let me know where I should go next.Uh, Pillsbury Doughboy.Uh, I hope the worst for you and the owner and the kids and their future kids and their future wife's kids and families and stuff like that.You got anybody you want to shut up?
G Shak Shucker Cluck and we out,